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The entire world watching Trump try to negotiate with Iran:

Dumb question here: Why didn’t S&C also use AI to cite check its motion? Seems like AI should be really good at cite checking.

Karen Silkworm (@jokelahoma) “The State Department transferred $1.25 billion in foreign aid to Trump’s Board of Peace, pulling $1 billion from international disaster assistance, $200 million from peacekeeping operations, and $50 ...

WTF????
substack.com/@jokelahoma/...

I am beginning to wonder if cosplaying a truce was a bad idea.

I wonder if Iran convinced Trump to allow them to charge a toll for ships going through Hormuz by telling Trump that they are a form of tariff.

So there’s just one teensy little detail about Hormuz being open again:

Wen Hormuz

Star Managers Can Be Dangerous to Your Wealth Plus, Netflix and spill

“Morningstar calculated last year that Ark Innovation was the top value-destroying active ETF of the past decade, losing owners nearly $7 billion. (Representatives of Ark Invest didn’t respond to a request for comment).” www.wsj.com/finance/stoc...

Everyone: MOAR STOCKS!

Been away since late February; haven’t read the news. My stock portfolio value hasn’t budged while I was gone. Anything happen while I was away?

Trump’s response to Iran

I’ll see your blockade and raise you a DOUBLE blockade!

Now weeze can’t leave

TACO fade in effect.

Iran LEGO video?

Did they forget to deliver a bag of cash to the Trump family?

Yeah, I saw that. Good thing I was watching my screen when the candle turned red. I shorted right then.

Maybe the shift from cash earn to cash burn matters.

Pretty ominous that TSLA is down on a day like today.

$2 million per ship — to cross a Strait that was free six weeks ago.

@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/w...

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So Iran is on double secret probation now?

Wen TACO

Exclusive: FBI’s New Political Pre-Crime Center Are you on the new center's list of 'domestic terrorism' indicators?

The FBI's New Center for Political Pre-Crime:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/fbis-new-p...

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Live feed of me waking up to fresh hell from the orange man

Old people are just young people that got older.

To go public, IIRC, SpaceX must have 3 years of audited financials.

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Me

I am almost rooting for a bear market to slam the IPO door shut on this prick.