i don't have any way to prove this but i just (successfully) shooed a noisy myna from the tree outside my window by flipping it the birtd

Thrilled to see this piece has finally escape my drafts folder and find a home at @aftermath.site Big thanks to @rcmacleod.bsky.social and @midimyers.com for the work that went into editing it and an extra special shout-out to the many folks in the guide space who took the time to chat.

After five years, I’m breaking up with my Apple Watch I believed my Apple Watch was making me a fitter, healthier, stronger person. Looking back, the opposite was true.

I'm not giving up my Apple Watch anytime soon, but @grrrgia.bsky.social's breakup story is an excellent read www.whistleout.com.au/MobilePhones...

✨️✨️✨️YOU CANT HAVE MY MAGIC STAR AI FUCKS✨️✨️✨️

hey so what the fuck is labubu

i know this isn’t the point of mickey 17 but i want one of those baby tardigrade-lookin motherfuckers so bad 😭😭

a dumb tiktok I made is going viral, it's like getting a hit of dopamine every time I check my phone

why is everyone doing pilates now? should I be doing pilates???

some dumb shit that has happened so far in an otherwise flawless Japan trip:
- went so hard our first night that we slept through our teamlab booking
- forgot I had backup hotel bookings for both Tokyo and Kyoto. Managed to cancel Tokyo without any financial consequences, Kyoto not so much

just paid $80 for all you can drink + wagyu beef for two people in tokyo, I never want to leave

how… how is that pronounced?

2025 continues to disappoint

sometimes life is really hard (mini eggs not on sale)

but sometimes life is so good (mini eggs on sale)

✅ freshly showered
✅ pleasant ache from laneway yesterday
✅ working from bed and watching the storm
✅ warm puppy at my side
✅ pizza for lunch

her name is San chan and I would die for her. pls watch if feeling sad vt.tiktok.com/ZS6EgEe2K/

there’s a guy walking around Japan with a shiba puppy and doing daily tiktoks and its the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

february is a dumb month. why is it spelled like that

finally back at work today. this has been my January:

it is basically the tiktok 100 now tbh

aldi version of taylor swift

LET’S GO LESBIANS!!!! #hottest100

i have been v sick for the last two weeks and left the house for the first time this morning (I don’t count the hospital lmao) and saw a fucking sheep in someone’s front yard

say what you will about duolingo but my wife and I sure get a lot of use out of the phrase “le chien est dans le jardin”

pretty sure this is the first time i’ve ever had the flu and god damn it’s the sickest i’ve ever been in my life

last CES I came home with covid, this time I’ve come home with the flu. officially swearing off America 🫡

You’re telling me they made a real-life version of the setting of the critically acclaimed 2024 video game Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth?

yes and pls do

a venn diagram. the left circle is “people who understand that climate change is an existential threat” and the right circle is “people who use Al, but, like, not for real work! lol! i just needed a silly pic of a dog on a scooter and it's surprisingly hard to find good reference images”

waaaaay too many people in the middle imo

Lil AI guys are back, and this time they can feel pain CES 2024 was all about the lil AI guy (small, cute home assistants) and this year, there are even more new robo buddies on the scene.

that's a wrap on #ces2025! finishing off the week with a round-up of the cutest/most terrifying lil robots I encountered this year

CES 2025: Everything we've seen this year The future is here... well not HERE but in Las Vegas at this year's Consumer Electronics Show and we'll be reporting live from the floor.

I am bad at promoting it but we are on the ground at CES this year and you can find all our coverage via this wonderful hub page that Brodie put together www.reviews.org/au/technolog...