it’s probably fine. 🤢 but who will hold our hair? 😭😭😭

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Emergency food is a must when you're getting prepared for disasters. Don't trash your investment by storing it in the wrong spot! Cool, dry, dark. Just how we like it. 😎

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we're here for your shelf stable pancake mix and distilled water, to be clear. hand it over. 🙏

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Parsley, saaaaage, rosemary, and thyme! 🎶 And many other delicious ingredients, possibly including the sound of silence. Restock your emergency food! Watch Greens taste the Irish Shepherd's Pie from @nomadnutrition. @crguitargirl, How were those mushrooms?

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at this point, maybe that inept robot IS better than humanity at mitigating the climate crisis. 💀

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if you have to harden up for the apocalypse, make sure you've got a stronghold of whimsy in your heart as a counterbalance. ✨

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start. the thing that is making it hard to finish your disaster prep is that you will not START. ❤️

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Most People wont taste test rehydrated food engineered to have an indefinite shelf life. We are not most people! On the menu today, the Cali Breakfast Bowl from @nomadnutrition. Angie @crguitargirl and her sister are taking one for the team!

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regularly rotating your stay bag supplies through your pantry makes it easier to maintain food that is fresh and non-explosive when you are ready to eat it during a crisis. 🌈

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really hoping that astrology turns out to be real so we can collectively gain some sort of space-based power to overthrow the government. ♓ if you're reading this and you're ready to take to the streets, claim it in the comments.

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come rap with us, friends. get Really Absurdly Prepared today!

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When you're preparing for disasters, you're in charge of how far you go. Do you stop after buying some flashlights or fill up a doomsday bunker? It's all up to you! Find full gear lists on our website!

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k i am sleeping with my jaw clenched because it really does feel like the end of the world WHAT IS HAPPENING ARREST EVERYONE RIGHT NOW 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

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Trying to avoid doing your taxes? If you've already cleaned your entire house, this is the perfect procrastination project! 🤩 Get your Disaster Playbook today and start preparing. You need this clicky sharpie to live your best life. Link in bio!

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normalcy bias is when your brain tricks you into believing that because nothing bad has ever happened, nothing bad will ever happen. 🧠 this is demonstrably false. 🎉 get smarter than your brain! get prepared. LINK IN BIO

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At this rate, we should all be ready for anything. 💀 Get your Disaster Playbook today as part of the Disaster Bundle, Disaster Basics, or Digital Disaster Basics, starting at just $39.95.

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Drinking pool water is not an option during a crisis that shuts off your running water, although you can use it to flush your toilets and bathe. 💀 Store clean drinking water in case of a disaster (14 gallons per person, minimum).
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lock 'em up. 👀 lock 'em ALL up. anything that is hazardous to our health. lock 'em up.

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Recovery stories are always full of the same regrets. ☹️ The things survivors regret should be the things we are most attuned to learning as we prepare for disasters. 🗒️✍️ Get prepared today with the Disaster Playbook. Link in bio!

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unfortunately, this is just how we are now. we are ready. 💪 (get ready and you will feel better too).

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Wildfire season and hurricane season are coming up soon. Make sure you have your evacuation checklists ready to go BEFORE it's time to escape. Get your Grab n Go Checklists at our website — link in bio!

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💩🦠 Do not assume you can always rely on tap water, unless you want to drastically disrupt your life when things go sideways. It's time to store some water. Call it an early holiday gift to yourself. 💧💧💧💧

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you can get prepared with our tools. 🥺 just get prepared! please!

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What do you actually DO to prepare for the disasters that might affect you? How do you plan a drill? What actions will meaningfully prepare you? 🤔 These questions get answered in the Disaster Deep Dive! Get yours today! Link in bio.

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If you've been collecting Stay Bag gear as you prepare for winter storms, now is a great time to take a look at what you have and make a strategy. Your emergency food is only as good as your ability to eat it! 💡 Learn more at our website.

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Loud-but-calm is great in an emergency. do the drills and you'll get there. godspeed, parents.

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Photo of 7 year old Diana Crespo sitting with her parents at a table in a restaurant. Her dad is giving a thumbs up.

The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.

Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.

Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.

Get them out!

Changes in insurance practices are a huge concern for homeowners. The more informed and prepared you are for disasters, the more likely you are to recover. Get prepared today.

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Doing the math for the food in your Stay Bag is way easier than deciding what you want to eat. 🍽️ Learn more about collecting the right kinds and amounts of gear in the Disaster Playbook!

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