Various bouquets of flowers.

Some times my job makes me smile.

Not me spending a good chunk of my morning looking into different ways of become an Expat. I will be riding that daydream high for the my shift for sure.

Oh yes

The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

My Old English Sheepdog with a Lamb Chop toy in his mouth.

“The screaming of the lambs” featuring Jasper.

Thank goodness! And wow stud!

Probably for the best

Yes! *Faints*

"Go to the theater. Go see 'Beetlejuice.' Jerk off your date."

Woof

Let's go to the mall, you won't be sorry

More of this plz and thank you

looking forward to slutmaxxing and cockmogging this weekend

Awake, but at what cost????

Yup, looking great.

More of this.

Must be nice!

I miss my dog. I’m at work and he’s at home doing fine. Just missing him.

This has to be the most useless administration ever. Dear lord, can’t the man just fucking die already??????

Dee Reynolds from It's Always Sunny singing the end of the Nightman Cometh. She sings "just to be clear i did not write that song and have never had sex with a child"

why did Melania say this at her press conference?

Lordy!

Well, now ya know!

Say No More,Mon Amour!

Oh my lord… desperately need.

Ok!

Make sure you hit up your senators on Grindr too

That’s a very solid choice!

What an awful day to be an American.

"DuJour means friendship"

SHE IS RISEN