No one told me that carrying a child meant that I’d have full blown c cups. They also failed to mention that those c cups will always hurt so there’s no playing with them. Also… if you do play with them, they may leak colostrum. BOOOOOOOO!!!
In the words of lil Jon… “skeet skeet skeet skeet”
I was in Ulta and my mom grabbed my arm and gasped, “Prince died.” We just left and went home without buying anything…
Oops! I waxed off your whole eyebrow. #fullspecialist
We going to hell!
This nod to the DIOR 50’s and structured pleated/raised waistline is reallyyyy big rn. I love it. I have a handmade 40’s number that is similar but it’s a shift dress instead of
10??? At least 15! I got so many dead relatives I ain’t even met!
I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS SHIT
Is this skaparelli? 😛
I’m full blown fertilized over here and I don’t even want pickles and ice cream chileeee
Speaking of 4/20… I used to know this guy who smoked so fucking dumb. He would hit the L, “ghost” a lil of the smoke and then inhale only 1/4 of that ghost. I asked him why he would waste the hit and he said “I like to see the smoke”
Studs get pregnant every day
The sticky rice mango flavor SLAPS
Isn’t that a thermogenic as well??? Mmmmmmm no thanks! I can’t be sweating. I live in Florida.
He has my nose. He wanted to make sure we knew he was a boy. He punched me and kicked me for 5 minutes straight and then showed me his ass for the rest of the appointment. I love him so much.
Liquid legal cocaine 🥹
It’s something about a pretty faced bitch with a few acne scars and a perfect red/berry lip that really does it for me. Myself included.
When he take my panties off:
With tequila? Yes. 100%
My man played college football and went to a few frat parties and knew that shit was not for him IMMEDIATELY. “Kera, they had niggas with leashes on their necks being dog walked around the house with no clothes on.”
Who tf?
100% - most things, actually
I can’t smoke shit but my water bottle 🥹
The best 😭
She’s waiting for her “I accomplished finishing my breakfast” dessert. 🙄
I also may make them a lil spaghetti this week when I make mine. The ladies like variety 💅🏽
Ground beef, chicken breast, green beans, sweet potato, carrots, corn, squash, sweet peppers lightly seasoned with ginger, cinnamon, basil, oregano, and turmeric. The dogs love this combo but I think tonight I’m gonna make them burgers and treat them! Lil cheeseburgers for the pups 🥹
