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Posts by Evil Goat No One Alive
generally just need a venerable oomf to do whatever they want to me
just want someone to tease me with theys maw and belly and paws while I'm a little bit high in vr
Literally just need someone huge to shotgun me until I'm stupid and then swallow me whole I'd be set for life
Hanging around the stoner preds tonight. I'm here to be clingy and affectionate until I'm erased in a fit of munchies
bsky mobile app pisses me off bc you can't scroll if you grab it by the description so some people's accounts are inaccessible bc the desc is too long
same size vore stupid as fuck like why are you letting them do that to you just stand up straight
Did anyone else have a bunch of their notifs marked unread somehow
been thinking about dorian also. tomodachi has been painting him as a freak in weird nonsexual ways that i kind of want to canonize bc they're funny as fuck. mf doesn't like pizza or cake but happily sucks down sardines straight from the can. It's not right. He's got a yucky stinking tooth
If he thinks you're into him its like a shark smelling blood in the water and he will be straddling your lap guiding your hand under his shirt in minutes if you don't try to stop him. he's also silly though
i need to draw shit that injects more personality into my characters. i want reuben being this big kindly overeager kink enabler who is oblivious to how acutely overwhelming his affection is. he's like a big sweet dog who thinks he's still lap-sized and is also built like the venus of willendorf
tomodachi life hitting hard in my circles bc the game encourages you to make a whole bunch of cunty little queers and big eaters. this isn't even dialogue that i personally wrote
Would you be mad at me if you were trying to eat me and I kissed you directly on your big big tongue
> Mouse: Happen upon a sufficiently diegetic excuse to divulge your name to the lovely audience at home
Ive been consumed by tomodachi life can someone else draw reuben's ass for me just this once
Does anyone know if patreon will shoot me in the back of the head for tagging posts as vore and fatfur and whatnot to sort them out
i don't think most people find the choked silence that makes them think they said something wrong cute but go off
for a brief period everyone was trying to fuck on romesco for some reason. he has to be with gyoza it ain't my fault nintendo aint woke enough to add open ended poly relationships
nintendo always offers fun fashion with their mii stuff. i kind of wanna draw some of my ocs dressed how they are on my tomodachi life island
feeling like the dullest bottom in the world bc i suck ass at giving reactions. anxiety ordains that i must maintain the facade that i have my sense about me at all times. if you push buttons you get deer in headlights instead of flustered keysmashing sub
bsky's been shitting itself on my end the past little while i wouldn't be to worried about it
anyway I need a sizable oomf to drop their whole entire situation directly on my face balls first. I need to be crushed to crumbs
I always start feeling a type of way when I get super sleepy so melatonin just turns me into a freak for a few minutes before I lose consciousness
> Tipsy's fine. Be the mouse again for a little bit
> The Fish: Believe in yourself and anything can be achieved
oomf fucking cumsploded and got a drop on mr krabs' first dollar
most distracted pocket medic award
grinning bigly bc i made my sona fucking stupid unnecessarily powerful in lore that has never mattered in any use case
we love fat bitches ๐ค
full contact face belch tongue to chin teeth to scalp