i was so skinny here

gotta stop posting lizard on main

crashing out in the old way after 8 hours on the home depot training computer

the new head and shoulders is hitttting hard btw.. shea butter goated

new love is blind szn is cheeeeeeks

yeah wtf

yearning to be an oomf to ppl but im almost 30 and too shy

loud af rogue cricket in my room that escaped lizard so much better than upstairs neighbour yelling at wife

farting so stinky i want to end it all

and the most alternative girl (me) gets hired at the home depot job fair.. its too easy when u have bangs

painful watch....cuts deep

didn't poo today feeling lost

only alive in the winter to feed my pets

5

2025 poop count: 3

2025 i'm not wiping my ass anymore. i'm done

after a shitty latter half of 2024 i buy myself capybara chinese god of wealth to guide me into 2025 🙇‍♀️

*farts*

slumped over sunday

can't stop thinking about the 4 yr kid in toys r us going "you're so annoying bruh" to his dad over and over cuz he wouldn't buy him a minecraft toy

drinking a vodka soda while crappung >

texas is beige as hell

making homemade soup for the first time and it kind of stinks like shit

beautifully written

ate too much supper

a nice dusting of snow would save me

flug, looking like they're giggle. aw aww awww

every time i'm bout to go to the gym i start shitting like crazy

please buy my things off marketplace i need to pay my car insurance

when i get my periodt