I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.

I am scared of Kevin. TOO BIG

exactly. this is not difficult.

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Me when I cite myself:

I can smell it!

In his dreams

Reminds me of AI

The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.

THE 21st CENTURY:
HUMANITY: Hmm, climate change is a real problem but we're starting to reach the point where most of us acknowledge that something needs to be done.
A.I. DEVS: HEY WE INVENTED THIS GREAT THING THAT EATS FORESTS AND CRAPS OUT GARBAGE, IT ALSO STOPS YOUR BRAIN WORKING

Somewhere in America, a young Hispanic girl is hiding in an attic writing a diary.

Why does Bluesky even give me the option to “upvote" my own posts? Of course I upvote my own posts, I'm fucking hilarious. And sexy.

everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling Hamilton and bringing me untold joy (via the brilliant brettevansmafrog on insta)

Robert Redford Made An Art Of The Double Take | Defector When I read that Robert Redford died on Tuesday, I did a double take. I didn’t realize he was 89, but even if he was, he had that air of immortality that attaches to all true movie stars. The double t...

Still king of effortless cool

Robert Redford Made An Art Of The Double Take - defector.com/robert-redfo...

Good to know Malört is on the right side!

Strongly support

Atrocities Keep Getting In Frame Of D.C. Tourist’s Shot WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that he wasn’t going to leave the nation’s capital without getting one good photograph, D.C. tourist Stan Jacobs expressed frustration Friday after atrocities kept getting in th...

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August 5, 2025 (Tuesday) Sixty years ago tomorrow, on August 6, 1965, President Lyndon B.

August 5, 2025

🤪🤪🤪

Chefs kiss

Two weeks ago, I was the first to report the existence of training videos instructing FBI personnel to flag mentions of Trump in the Epstein files. This weekend, I sued them for the videos.

"They would have beat Jesus if he was black and he marched." - Louis Daniel Armstrong, b. 8/4/1901, New Orleans, LA

Crabocopter…..
Love how it folds in claws to be more hydrodynamic after take off…. 🦀

An Increasingly Walled World The unrealities we create to deny the violence around us.

An Increasingly Walled World
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"What does a president have to do to get the right kind of birthday tank parade?" A diary entry from a disappointed Donald Trump, by @petridishes: