announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite
i think they’re both great!
i forget who said “why should i bother to read what you didn’t bother to write?” and i think about it constantly
i too yearn for a world without form, and void, with darkness on the face of the deep
perhaps the greatest meme i have ever seen…bravo
cc @komaniecki.bsky.social
nevermind gym crushes, i want to hear about your gym nemesis
mine struts around like a peacock taking up an outrageous amount of space & in the steam room he stands next to the the steam vent and makes a little towel tent so that every particle of steam emitted touches his balls first 🤢
first revert to hold the highest office?
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an instagram ad for some sort of kitchen appliance that doubles as an ad for Wicked: For Good streaming on Peacock
what stage of capitalism is this
apparently i’ve never had a unique experience
an unbelievable tragedy, and i am grateful to work for a church where the sermon unequivocally stated that the people shaping our politics have created the environment of hate and fear that led to this. this young person’s blood is on their hands. i grieve for their family and for all trans youth.
(CW: suicide, transphobia)
just played the funeral of a 19-year-old who died by suicide – i remember when i met them in middle school (they briefly took piano with me) that they were just starting to explore their gender identity, and i gather that they never felt able to embrace their true self 1/
i mistook the A in “departs” for an O and accidentally made it a The Onion headline
I was going to say: good luck buying or renting in Carmel, IN
i volunteer as tribute 🙋♂️
i know that my heart will goon
search your camera roll for hell
do u think the road sign welcoming you to town just says
“…m’lady”
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and pretty impressive they managed to bag Piazzolla to write the theme tune
full brag but getting an almost five-second freestanding handstand as a fat guy was one of the most satisfying things I've done in a long time
see it goes to show that if you ask nicely the leopards will let you opt out of having your face eaten so really no one needs to worry 😌
Finding P*do 2
if you told me that was a @horsedisc.bsky.social post i would have believed you
i lived in a Bezirk for a semester and it was the best time of my life
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BELL PEPPERS
it’s the cir~~~cle of stu~~~~~~ff
i think the technical term is intinction 😌
i recently got back into VS after you posted about it but I still can’t get more than ~15 minutes 😭
