Merry Christmas 🎄🎁

I’m about to start begging, Craig.

I’m not even mad. Enjoy the NL.

I stg I haven’t had a good day since the calendar turned to November. I’m just asking one break before Christmas 😭

Look, I’ve got nothing to back this up and I wish O’Neill all the best in Baltimore, but he is going to hit a late inning home run that matters against the Sox at some point next season and I just hope it’s off Chapman.

But the Red Sox are ready to spend 🙄 🙄 A lefty out of the bullpen is a priority need and they went and got Temu AJ Minter (Wilson) and Prison Commissary Tanner Scott

I’m honestly in such a bad mood now. Scott and Minter are still on the market and Craig said, “Nah, get me the guy who choked his girlfriend.” Being a female sports fan is bullshit.

The best part of BlueSky is Jon Heyman isn’t here

I’m sorry if this take is straight out of 2012, but there’s nothing like listening to Bon Iver on a snowy morning.

Trying to comfort myself by reminding myself that Ryan Braiser started multiple postseason games for the Dodgers.

(It’s not working)

a woman is sitting in front of a wall of pictures and says groundbreaking . ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a wall of pictures and says groundbreaking .

Snell to the Dodgers.

Her only regret was getting caught.

The face of a war criminal who got put in air jail THRICE for going after a dog approximately 4’ taller and at least 90lbs heavier than her.

Good morning to Triston Casas’ beard and his beard only.

I actually had to double-check what side of the plate he hit from after I looked at his splits. I was staring at the numbers like “I stg I thought he was a RHH” 😂

All of this. I’m also confused by this fanbase’s enthusiasm for middle infield prospects in one moment and the desperation for 30 year old infielders with big contracts in the next.

I just don’t know who watched the Red Sox offense last year and thought “You know what this team needs? 2024 Arenado.”

I’m cautiously optimistic because of everything we hear out of the insider and agent camps. They were pretty quick to refute ‘full throttle’, but have vouched for FSG this year. We’ll see what happens.

I thought Red Sox discourse was going to drive me insane with Duran trade talks this winter, but I now realize that was just a smokescreen for driving me insane with Casas trade talks.

How I feel waiting for new Red Sox news…

I’ll allow it.

I’m just saying there’s been a noticeable overuse so far

EVERY TIME!

It’s a multiple offender problem. We’re just issuing warnings at this point, but second offenses will have the book thrown at them.

There’s been so many offenders. We’re far too early in the offseason for this level of use.

We’ve officially lost the plot with the eyes emojis. 👀 is hereby banned from the TL until Soto signs somewhere.

To be clear, I will never use the “share a song” feature on Instagram, not while Facebook Memories still haunts me daily with the Bright Eyes lyrics I posted in 2008.

Oops thanks! Deleted and unfollowed.