Reds…good?

Wow the Bulls aged this dude like a President.

When I call penguins fans the “worst people alive” I’m not being hyperbolic.

They always say stuff like this with the idea that the rest of us are getting to the airport four hours early. Buddy, there's a sweet spot between too early and too late that isn't hard to hit and it's 75 minutes.

Recently a woman and her three kids were killed in a house fire. She was a reporter for the Minnesota Wild so the story got some attention. Her husband was out of town on business when it happened. Like a quarter of all the comments were people going "I smell a dateline episode" STFU, you monsters.

If the bengals defense can approach Not Terrible (and I think they will with these acquisitions) then the offense will feel less pressure to be perfect and can really work as designed. Could be a fun football season.

Let’s go Uath

If someone calls me “Seen” I ruin their life.

Are you the only documented case of a Hurricanes, Pistons, Bengals fan?

Cincinnati WReds

It would be cool if the mlb tv app worked even 50% of the time.

Listen to this kitty purr

Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand
Send me off to a foreign land
To go and eat the silver ham

Wins the last game of a series to win the series 2-1: Alright Cool! Way to go, boys!

Loses the last game of a series to win the series 2-1: YOU STUPID BUMS. I SHOULD MAIL ANTHRAX TO YOUR CLUBHOUSE.

Like how wii used to suggest taking a break if you'd been playing too long.

Yeah pretty good. I’d bump it up to a B.

Thing I don’t think I’ve ever seen in baseball before - Giants pitcher took the rubber and they didn’t have a right fielder so he had to step off and wait for the right fielder to run out to position and incurred a pitch clock violation

Where my steg heads?

It's like the most possibly heightened version of when a bozo online mansplains the point of an article to the woman who wrote the article.

thinking about trying out for one of the teams.

I MEAN yes!

If you start a post with "I mean..." this is how I'm picturing you.

a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words `` they don 't hate to lose '' . ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words `` they don 't hate to lose '' .

I don’t think Bones even realizes how right he is. He’s been with the team for three months and correctly diagnosed the organization’s biggest problem that they’ve had in some capacity since October 7, 2000. It starts at the top.

give this man a two year contract extension right now.

Anyway, we need to go back to bands getting popular the old fashioned way, by taking hostage a radio station with realistic looking squirt guns and winning the heart of a recalcitrant disc jockey who is mad at management and then releasing a number one hit record while in prison for your crime.

It has been tasty to watch Cards fans learn in real time the last couple years that the magic never had anything to do with them or their special baseball knowing. Welcome to the Reds/Pirates zone, buttheads.

And officially eliminated from the playoffs tonight. Needed 8 points in the final 11 games. Got 5.

In the almost entirely shitty history of the Blue Jackets this complete collapse is up there among the worst moments.

It's like everything else about him - Phony.

Should I go through the CBJ schedule and circle the dozen mult-goal third period leads they blew this season where holding just one means a playoff spot or should I protect my sanity and not do that?

A vintage Toyota HiAce

A vintage Toyota HiAce

A vintage Toyota HiAce

Was walking the dog and this van stopped me in my tracks