Mini penne With a photo of a mall miniature penne pasta

*Sean Connery voice

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The next administration must make clear that any immigrant, refugee, or asylum seeker wrongly deported, exiled, or otherwise mistreated by this administration will be readmitted with an expedited path to citizenship. Send a plane to get them.

We can't undo the damage. But we can do something.

Here’s what happens when you give salmon cocaine It turns out that salmon exposed to cocaine through water pollution do a lot of swimming—which may not be a good thing

Headline of the day. Here’s what happens when you give salmon cocaine

OMG

Thread on the bizarre, dangerously wack-job Palantir manifesto:

James Norton as Reverend Sidney Chambers in Grantchester, where he played a country vicar who helped solve crimes

Drop your crime fighting Anglicans (I had to do it before you know who says the Archbishop of Canterbury is weak on crime)

Oof

Just remembered how Musk kept calling himself "dark gothic MAGA" because he was wearing a black shirt and jeans

Thanks for the John Adams quote.

Man accused of stealing LEGO figures from sets, replacing them with dried pasta A man was arrested in Irvine for allegedly stealing valuable LEGO figurines from sets and replacing them with dried pasta. Yes, dried pasta.

Crime headline of the day. Man accused of stealing LEGO figures from sets, replacing them with dried pasta

when beholding the tranquil beauty and brilliancy of the ocean’s skin, one forgets the tiger heart that pants beneath it

"The pope understands that this is about corruption, not theology — as much as Vance and Hegseth would like to bully the world into believing they are each waging their own holy war."

Aha! That sounds more likely

Wasn't me. Though I feel strangely honored to be considered the source of such a rumor

And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With odd old ends stol’n forth of holy writ,
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.

Horrifying

Multiple TX GOP candidates ran on "FEAR SHARIAH" in the primary. It was both risible and revolting.

So freakin' good

Exactly—I feel visceral offense and revulsion.

Florida woman thought 123 mph was OK because she was 'driving a Supra' Siria Lopez told deputies she thought it was "alright to go fast" because she was driving a Supra.

Crime headline of the day. Florida woman thought 123 mph was OK because she was 'driving a Supra'

a clear toaster so you can see how toast the toast is

Absolutely delighted that THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT: NEW TALES OF STEPHEN KING'S THE STAND is a Locus Award finalist!

"The pope is weak on crime" is something Jack Donaghy would say as part of an elaborate ruse to convince his mother he was converting to Islam

"The pope sucks. NUKES. I'm Jesus. Springsteen is ugly." Just reminding all y'all that *we* aren't crazy.

Last night was all Artemis II. Tonight it's @nnedi.bsky.social's WHO FEARS DEATH

True truth

I'm moonscrolling

Listen, you've never sobbed in your life the way you sob when you internalize that humanity is the means by which the universe understands itself.