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fake irgc winning the scam war smh pray for the fake troops

Dank Steve from the Highway Research Center showed up saying Dan Geer still owes him sixty bucks and Abigail Anne Spanberger just pushed me out of the way and slapped him across his face saying, “get off my fucking doorstep,” zero cortisol, incredible moment. Obv don’t front Dan tho.

just found an old bag of chips. i’m going for it.

an ex once messaged me that things were better, that she was only thinking of me every few days or so, and i’m looking back on that like, damn, you know, i think about Walter more often than that

My confidence in the statistically infinitesimal probability I’m banking on is diminishing?!

Les français aiment un peu de fromage espion.

“yeah you could say i play a little pogs”

remember that we can choose to be free at any time

He saw it all, my folderol
My rough and rowdy friends
In fact, I was getting wrecked in a Motel 6
When he showed up in the back

So goodbye sweet Genevieve
And goodbye my Tulsa friends
Well hey everybody, did you hear the news
James Jesus shot me in the head

This whole movie is this Percy guy just kind of quietly enjoying himself after getting all his friends problematically stoned! I have seen this one before!

“if you think imma get stuck behind a desk during woke 2 instead of running OFCO against the ICE attempts at Gladio you out of your damn mind“ (2026)

we’re saving the republic with CI get in losers (2026)

eyyyy

The Moon is too big, who’s with me?

Miyazaki smoking

Anya Taylor joy smoking

Sailor Jupiter smoking

Gwynyth Paltrow smoking

It is the 1,789rd day of 2026 and I am Monitoring The Situation

“‘It’s time to fight back that’s what Huey said. Two shots in the dark, now Huey’s dead.’”

Magnus Carlson feat. Trummor & Orgel - On a Clear Day (Official Audio) YouTube video by Magnus Carlson

youtu.be/3m4HVNenHfQ

“Your honor, he yelled ‘moon’s out, goons out!” at liftoff. Among the three of us, not one hesitated.”

rasta punisher skull

“Ban deez nuts!” I yell as I go to bat for the algorithmic content.

“Man FILLS bathtub with WHAT!?!???” my phone replies. A video of a house cat with a liquid spine swatting at jesus shrimp rolls on autoplay.

can’t make it to the war because there’s a war at the war

about to send shockwaves through the cash-settled cheese futures market

”yeah i coulda been an information walterer” (2026)

thinking back on the prophecy

“yeah i could have been an information warrior” (2026)

When you're denouncing prepositioning these are the people you're being mean to