FML. I stayed up in Japan to watch that shit show #NUFC ruining my f-ing holiday now too

Happy international puppy day. This fella joins us in 4 weeks time. Cannot wait ❤️

Hope they don’t peak too soon! We fly out next weekend and won’t get our first glimpse until 29th! 😬

It’s like uncanny valley. You know it sounds familiar. Almost geordie, but off, just wrong somehow 😂

It would have been unbearable if they’d remained in the cup yesterday. Excellent trolling to be had now though. Especially seeing as PV’s goalscorer loves the toon

Just me or does Gordon look pissed off about something? Lots of consoling after the pen and as he walked off at HT

I don’t mind this clobber but I have questions. Why doesn’t she put the jacket on - it looks ruddy bloody freezing. And why does she have a tablecloth round her waist? Very odd styling decisions 🤔

#NUFC stands with you, Joe 🖤🤍

Format of email address checks out as authentic. They definitely use @northumbria.police.uk

Was raging yesterday when he was allowed back on the pitch. Clearly seriously injured. Blind man on a galloping horse could see it. Poor BDB 😞

Weather report from Fenham - some snow lying but not too bad. Not falling at all at the moment

Pains me to admit it cos I love him but Miley over Joelinton. It’s time

Bet this weathers a shock to the system. Yikes - Byker in the rain

Congratulations! 🙌🏻

Reckon we should cash in in January (if contract allows). Before anyone else notices just how off the boil he’s gone

Retire already

Hitty missy but TK Maxx for the likes of Sanderson, Christy and other high thread count options

He was magnificent today

🖤🤍

Aaaarrrgghhh! The #NUFC ticketing platform!! Successful ballot for Fulham. Followed link, got shown hospitality only tickets. Tracked back to find ballot access and bumped back down queue. Who knows if there’ll be any tickets left. Box office jammed. Just not good enough 😡

Total wally

Worse - I’ve had genuine people ‘return my call’ so basically my number has been one of the numbers that has been used to spam someone. Infuriating!

Cracking save by Popey #NUFC

Lucky lad

Get him on!!!

Twice

Shorts and vests stored away and woolly pullies have resumed their place in the wardrobe. Sweater weather is better weather

But still needs the headband right? Right? Don’t want to miss the aerodynamism it gives him tomorrow night!!

I’ve given in too. I think it’s the contrast that’s pushed me to do it. A long hot dry summer and then boom! Cold wet dank weather. Tried so hard to stick it out until an arbitrary October but being cold affects my fettle and an extra jumper just ain’t cutting it

He’ll outperform Isak (manifest it)