A phrase read too often last year was “Had me giggling and kicking my feet” in reaction to romantic gestures. Then my husband of 33 yrs sent a flirty gif, and I giggled and kicked my feet. I’m both amused and annoyed with my self.
I told her as I was leaving, and he was paying tab, that she was stunning, her dress is perfection. And she deserves someone not on their phone. I think she agreed.
Met a couple on their first date. Dude scrolled on his phone continuously. She was dressed gorgeously. I’m so glad that I’m married.
Sometimes I laugh, and then want to cry. I sound a lot like my sister. I miss her so.
Babe! Wake up, the eclipse is happening.
A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."
an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:
I just changed insurance, and saved $4k. Man, do I feel stupid for not doing this sooner. Get new quotes every year, people. They screw over lazy people that auto renew.
I went to a pharmers market. Y’all.
I bought my dog weed biscuits, and she’s walking and active now. 1/3 of a biscuit is all it took. I love Missouri.
Cousins new kidney is working! I can go to sleep now.
The Ring ad made me say “Absolutely the fuck not!” Y’all want the Minority Report world to become reality? Bezos can fuck right off.
What an exciting night! Made it home from a hike in time to see halftime show and my team win. My cousin got the call they have a kidney for him. He’s in surgery now.
#Memphis Go give Aldar Cafe on Summer your business. Great food, gorgeous treats and nice owners from Yemen heritage.
They came to our city and raided every free narcon vending machine. Took every one.
I thrift puzzles, then put them in Little Free Library. I have a fellow puzzler on the block, but it’s time for them to return the love.
Jigsaw puzzle of Italian coast
I thought the winter scene with bare trees would end me, but this was worse. My next one is a cakewalk
Jigsaw puzzle of thousands of marbles.
It took all week. I never want to challenge myself again.
If I go somewhere at 3 I will park blocks away and leave my phone in the car.
I once lent a “friend” $40 because I felt like I’d never hear from them again, and it’d be worth it. I was right.
Word from local hotel is 8 checked out this morning. Let’s see where they’re sent next.
Beyond pissed to learn the NG came to our city and went to the free narcon sites and took every one. If they needed it the feds should have provided it, instead they steal from our city and those that need it for their loved ones.
Porch pirates took my only gift this year. Ho ho ho!
I haven’t seen it, but have heard the movies are great. But I am no way no how buying my precious grandsweeties merch emblazoned with Wicked. Law of Attraction and other stuff I’m mildly superstitious about.
Car shows hit a bit different now that 2000 is considered antique. They are also much fancier in Fl. Porches, Lamborghini, Bentley, Rolls, and other 200k used cars. 70yo women looking like thots made me sad.
Griped about shirt, said it was going to a charity. Coworker said “No, it’s cute! However, that other top ages you. I cringe when you wear it because it looks like an old ladies “fun top” and you’re too young.” And that’s a girls girl. For real.
Obesity is more and more linked to 2 key peptides a persons body doesn’t make. It’s biology and not moral failing. And to those that think I cheated? Fuck you.
I’m 8lb from goal, and have started titrating down, but I can’t resist a sale. 15mg tirz for $166 a month, half what it was a year ago. I am truly happy others can finally afford it.
MTG has pivoted because she’s running for Senate. She had to resign to run, and GA is a purple state she can’t win as MAGA. She didn’t suddenly grow a conscience. This fawning over her is sickening.
