I’m good at emotions and character psychology, and I can turn a florid phrase and do some fine wordplay when the situation calls for it.

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Interesting, this

This slop sucks even if it’s dunking on the worst people alive. Get ai sht outta here

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Yeah me neither

You ever find the perfect position on the couch and realize that no human has ever been *more* comfortable than you are right now?

This is all the point. The system is working as intended.

🤣❤️

Or rather, the Knights Who Say Ecky Ecky Ecky 🤓

Ecky ecky ecky! 🤣

Ooh ooh I know lol

Very sad to hear about Garret Anderson. He always seemed like a nice, quiet guy who just did his job well and had one of the sweetest left-handed strokes I’ve ever seen. Much love and peace to his family.

This is the way.

This article was presumably written hoping to engender sympathy for these shitstains. Wild.

Don’t care how he goes, just glad he’s fucking gone. Fuck that guy

Eat shit, man.

Good. Fuck him. Now remove him from polite society entirely.

We truly are drugs

Thanks for qt’ing that guy so I could block him as soon as I read his bilge

Relatable, that

Very much looking forward to our chat! 🥰

This post was how I found out about these allegations, and honestly? Least surprising thing I’ve read in months

If you’ve already bought or don’t have the scratch today, a re-post is also helpful! ❤️ Thank you all again!

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Can’t help but wonder what the kickback percentage is that he receives under the table

a man in a bathtub with the words welcome to the party pal on the bottom Alt: John McClane says “Welcome to the party, pal”

MIGHT be overdue, they say.

Whatever. Better late than never.

My co-author and I started an indie publishing imprint (@chaoscatcreative.bsky.social) with the intention to center creatives in all facets, helping each other navigate the rigors of publishing with a common vision while helping them retain their rights at every step. A rising tide raises all boats!

Welp, add another director to my “nope” list