I think it's Blumhouse avoiding a court battle since there's a new Fraser/Weisz The Mummy in pre-production.

I wouldn't have the talent to write for any IP, niche or otherwise, but if I were in charge of the entertainment industry I would greenlight eight more seasons of Lodge 49 before my nameplate was on the corner office.

They scored a homerun with me, then.

This one is a young adult romance set in a milieu I am actively disinterested in, so it stood zero chance of clicking with me, ymmv. Can't say any more than that because NDA.

In the style of Baywatch Nights:

Sliders Nights
Simon and Simon Nights
E/R (the Elliott Gould one) Nights
Night Court Nights

The other one turned out to be an Aussie remake of The Office and it still haunts my nightmares. (I assume the NDA has lapsed by now)

Not as much as the one other preview I was invited to watch online a couple of years ago, but still.

Help, I'm watching a preview of an upcoming movie online and it suuuuuuuuucks.

I wouldn't count it out, tbh. I've noticed Allen's films creeping back onto the front pages of streaming services, I think they're testing the waters for a rehabilitation/revision of his image.

And now it bears you a grudge.

Blood Mandalorian, or The Evening Redness on Tattooine

by Grogu McCarthy

The true lesson of Infinity Pool is always wait until the reviews are in before checking out the new Brandon Cronenberg joint.

"It's not as good as Koyaanisqatsi" well I don't know what to tell you, kiddo, neither is anything you're gonna create in your life. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm finally getting around to watching Naqoyqatsi and I don't know what all the haters have been smoking but this film is good as hell.

*runs out to buy a copy of Dianetics*

I think it’s nice that they got a Family Guy episode from 1999 to make an entire movie

I wonder what messages were backmasked in "Good Ship Lollipop".

I notice it doesn't say what the doll is stuffed with.

Hell, throw Sadako and Kayako and the Terminator in there.

Somebody more creative than me should make this happen.

Tomie vs. Alien vs. Predator

That's-a shitty meatball!

Hells, and I cannot stress this enough, yeah

Kicking it off with everybody's pal Tomie.

An abso-lutely wild week of movies on the sched this week:

WNUF Halloween Special
Jeremiah Johnson
Tomie: Replay
Meetings With Remarkable Men
Naqoyqatsi
Vive L'Amour
Brain Dead
Vagabond

Could have gotten her BFF Johnny Knoxville to stage it as a Jackass stunt gone wrong.

"Hi, I'm Steve-O and this is Nick Lachey Pancake!"

As we all know, books are for nerds. But did you know that a library card often comes with a Kanopy subscription and they have EVERY Frederick Wiseman documentary?

At least you acknowledge you were owned.

The great thing about "get[ting] to own the libs" is that they make it so damned easy.