one mood away from getting a tattoo that says eyebrows on my forehead

If you wake me up and don't read my rights to me, I'm going to assume you don't have any either

Happy bday, GC🥳 Thanks for being so real in a world where few are. I'm so glad this foul internet made a way to know ya irl and be fam.

To the rest of ya, trust that today is for celebrating the birth of a fella who actually does something to change the world rather than just talking about it 🎂

There are such serious divisive issues to be outraged by, but I think everyone needs to come together and fight the temperature changing 40 degrees in one day. We can all hate this equally, right?

My grandmother, a socialite with Alzheimer's, said one of the greatest things I've ever heard. I asked what she was doing, and she responded, having no idea who I was, "Oh, I'm just sitting in a house, doing things that people do when they're sitting in houses"

thinking about setting the roomba free for the holidays, just opening the door and letting it go (in case its new years resolution is to kill)

Arlo a big white Great Pyrenees smiles with his tongue out and care bear stare

In case of racist uncles or dead moms or someone saying "only two genders" or your gifts didn't arrive on time or you have a tummy ache or this day is just awkward and you wish it was over:

Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!

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Thank you @thepokeuk.bsky.social for including me in this fantastic collection. On a break atm but i'll be back soon 🙏

a man with long hair and a beard is smiling and saying thank you . Alt: Keanu Reeves smiling and saying thank you .

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Thank you.

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i'm bald, can confirm i am truly evil

Honestly starting to think all bald men are evil.

Love ya, Treacle, i have missed you big time. 💫🥰

Come back soon Treacle, you're missed 💫

eating mashed potatoes with butter, heavy cream, fresh mozzarella, olive oil and balsamic vinegar because I've been lifting (the weight of my mother's expectations)

I got a new port that rules (for those that didn't know, my last one I had a severe reaction to last year), then IVIG and Rituxan, then a serious lung infection I'm still recovering from and so while I do miss being here and laughing with y'all, laughing hurts like hell ATM because of coughing fits🧵

Love it!!! 💯😁

i bloody love @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social! thank you fam! 😉💯🥳 you make want to start shitposting again 😂

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It's always a pleasure, i love your posts! 🫠

Thank you! You absolute Star! 💫