I have no recollection of typing this and now wonder what else I may have said or done. And I don’t even take ambien anymore.

The shadow of my lamp on the ceiling is a with which I share my fears and thoughts and words.

Oh hey. My brother is a pedophile. And the hits just keep on coming.

It’s kinda fucked up that we have to live through this.

Aww.. thanks. I’ve been here. I just lost the will to post when they re-elected that shitheel and the world went to hell. It’s hard to be whimsical and funny while the world burns.

Thank you.

Oh hey, hi. :)

Me too, man. Me too.

I can be the smartest person in the room and also completely miss social cues and that gets weird

Sadly, indeed.

Just when you think you’ve got a handle on this shit we call living, life swoops in with the big “As if!” and gives one of your kids epilepsy.

Just over here drinking Bellinis at 4:30 whilst shaking things up on my vibration plate and singing Christmas songs. Exercise is important.

I was a teacher. My head of school thought a Harvey Milk biography was inappropriate. I took my book and left the school. Is this where we are?

Music clears the static noise from my cluttered mind.

so ready to move to an abandoned forest and live off the grid growing my own food and wi-fi

If you saw me jammin’ to Whitesnake on the way to work this morning… you’re welcome.

I would never wish rape on a child. Which is why I am so angry that he doesn’t seem to mind it.

My governor is releasing sex offenders who have served more than 25 years because “that’s enough”.

Would it be enough if your child gets raped? Your wife? Maybe, hopefully, you?

Pride flag

Happy Pride

T-shirt that says “Immigrants are not criminals, but the president is.”

I’m so tired of living in a world where the lowest common denominator wins.

Seriously tho my big take into the discourse is too many people here still get more interactions on posting both content and even worse PHOTOS AND VIDEOS of the two people NONE of us want to see or hear from.

I get news is real, but there's more news out there.

Post workers faces, not fascists.

Used the words “Fuckin’ A Right” just now in case you were wondering how old I am.

The options for disgust are really endless.

Wait…. Richie Rich?!

Get. Out. No wonder I love your work!

I would love to see this in movie form. It’s my favorite!

I don’t know who needs to hear this but your disposable lenses do NOT disappear when you remove them from your eye and toss them wherever you happen to be.

How do people make multiple posts a day? My brain is too smooth to shitpost. Plus, just one post and a few replies is enough anxiety for me to power a small vehicle. (Unsure of towing capabilities).

the sun will come out tomorrow? it’s too late I’ve strangled myself using the cord of my SAD lamp