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A dog stands on a table, posing next a basted peak lapel sport coat. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posting next to a basted blue tweed sport coat with notch lapels. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posing in front of a wall where three tailored jackets are hanging.

A dog poses on a table. He's surrounded by a tailor's measuring tape.

Every time this tailor posts a photo of their workspace, it looks like their dog is a tailor and he's showing off the garments he made.

IG z.o.e.y.a.t.e.s

That is so gorgeous, wow!!

A poster with a colorful stack of books on the left and this text on the right: “Hey, Teenagers: Pay close attention to the books people try to ban. Then, make a beeline to read those books, if you can. Find out for yourself why those people want that book banned. Find out for yourself if they can be trusted to know what’s best for you.” ~ Jeff Zentner

NATIONAL LIBRARY WEEK

"Hey, Teenagers: Pay close attention to the books people try to ban. Then, make a beeline to read those books, if you can. Find out for yourself why those people want that book banned. Find out for yourself if they can be trusted to know what’s best for you.”
~ Jeff Zentner

Izzy Hands Sicko Sticker - disastershipblonde's Ko-fi Shop YES... HA HA HA... YES! You get: one glossy vinyl sticker, approx 5cm tall. Doll not for sale because he bites.

Got some of these boys left. Tell all your sicko friends.

ko-fi.com/s/22edd0223b

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

All I’m saying is if I was going to write a book about a boy who never grew up, I wouldn’t have called him Peter Pan. I would’ve named him Constanteen.

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

Whaaaaaaaaaat!!

Truly remarkable how many people have told the Pope, in some way or another, to "shut up and dribble." Or corrected him on the Bible, despite their thin education on theology. Or told him to stay out of US affairs, despite him being a US citizen. The hubris is amazing.

Flour comes from a plant, sugar comes from a plant, and chocolate comes from a plant.

So, basically a chocolate chip cookie is a salad.

Thank you for coming to my
Ted talk

You know that thing where you read something and you are judging hard, but you *also* have grace…..

so basically you think that the person is a dumbass goofball, but also sometimes - yeah, you’ve been there?

Yeah that

Exactly 💯

Havinge a verye harde tyme focusing on anyth

Get his ass, Your Holiness

There's a sign at work that says 'Time to lean? Time to clean!' that fills me with rage each time I walk past it and, as much as I hate it, I believe Izzy Hands has installed a similar sign on the Revenge.

God help me but I really, really want to know *exactly* what the words fed into this prompt were

i don't understand how you could ever choose a flavor for artificial blueberry because if you eat five blueberries they're each going to taste different but they're all going to be delicious and taste like blueberry. it takes audacity to think you can pick the one true blueberry essence of all time.

Is the account gone now?

Bluesky profile reading: Mah moood @kingsehni.bsky.social 152 followers 210 following 1.1K posts Mah moood @kingsehni.bsk... 10m →Replied to Mah moood If your heart feels to help us, you will never forget its impact on our family's life.

Hey guys, heads up that it seems like someone is taking over people's accounts to push a fundraising scam. I've been getting tagged in posts like these multiple times a day for the last few days, from many different accounts, but this is the first one that is from a mutual's account. 1/2

Oh!!! Me too!!! I was like, when did I moot this?

Him with his little telescope in a reverse Empty House AU

screenshot of a tweet from user @ lesbianoga67 that reads: I remember when I told my ex situationship I was into yaoi and he offered to make a sex tape with his best friend for me

JackEdHands

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A $1 bill with a B and an R added to spell out BONER

Classic.