I really don't need a brand to wish me a happy Thanksgiving. Send me a coupon or send me nothing

there’s only 2 types of guys in this world:

1. guys named Derek
2. guys not named Derek

me when Santa cums down the chimney

thanks for 10k followers here’s my face reveal as promised

i am Violently Uncomfortable (thanksgiving with people i am not at ease with SUCKS)

i hope dan's stripey shirts are calling out to him like the green goblin mask i miss her