At this point, if you buy a cybertruck, it’s safe to assume you have a humiliation kink

It’s so funny when someone tries to trigger us with pics of steak.

Like bro, I woke up this morning in a pool of blood and my first thought was “what an inconvenience.” You think I’m bothered by your poorly-cooked cat food?

Honestly my cooking is a whole vibe

Every year, my mom complains that my vegan meat substitutes are “too processed” so this year I’m letting her see the process.

This is the largest seitan roast I’ve ever made. Used 5lbs. of high protein flour to get it started. Will post more pics!

Bulk section of any weird hippie store is where I go!

We get dry beans, grains, lentils, coffee, nooch, sometimes even oatmilk chocolate chips, all in bulk!

I forgot to mention coquito!

Guess who’s making flan and coconut cream pie?

I can’t find any info on it.

I’m going to throw them in the smoker for an hour and see what happens.

Yo if anyone has made Juicy Marbles in the smoker I would love some tips.

Oh this was an easy follow back lol

I’m going to follow everyone back just give me a little time! I need to screen for my stalker.

I’m sure you’re familiar with Warak enab (rolled grapeleaves) these are the same stuffing but in zucchini and squash!

We call the stuffing Hashweh, and stuff everything with it.

I guess I’m here now

This is that chain migration I keep hearing about

Kousa Mahashi 💕💕

I should really spend more time on Bluesky. Twitter is basically unusable because of the ads and bots.

Imagine living on a homestead and making food for yourself and your family, then someone comes and takes you away and puts you in a different house. You don’t know how to get back home, but you need to keep feeding your family. Then they start taking the food you make for themselves.

More importantly, I need you

Swamp juice