Thanks pal. Nice to be recognised.

Until you have boiled your own crabs and listened to them scream in the boiling water, you have only made cakes with crab meat.

We got 10 billion dollars, we got 10 billion dollars!!!!

Imagine threatening to sue the BBC and then not expecting this?

Our's would furnish a poor chilli at best and even then, I'd be eating on my own.

An old flatmate of mine called it "chuck". Looks like you keep a good fridge.

Bagpuss - Ship In A Bottle (1974) YouTube video by The Lost Media Archive

Enjoy...

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Sunday name cuts.

An old flatmate of mine used to call that "chuck".

I want the bacon and the toast. Toasted bacon sandwich mmmmmmm....

... and that is how CSS was borne.

Is that ICE's hand on his shoulder?

Good for you!!!

How can the UK not rejoin now?

In my bathroom, a "soon to be" elderly man has to put up with this feline shit every time I go for a shit. At my age, I just want some "sitting by myself" time. My wife leaves me alone just fine. WTF Phoebe?

Scary thing is, there are Nurses that knew with full certainty that those squiggles are BS.

I think I may actually be the only person that does not like this "Tiramisu". May all your puddings taste like coffee and all of your coffee taste like water.

What is the fruit in there? I'm guessing it's a sponge + special fruit. I'm not bothered by the icing.

Be the age you are. A lesson from the ages.

It's pretty naive to suggest that we are judging the USA, you have been judged and found guilty. It is the length of your sentence that will be determined by how long you let it continue.

Imagine they return to a parallel Earth where the last 10 years had been better, their life was still there, they were heroes to their families, friends & the world - no paradox. Do you think they would seek a way to tell us back on our Earth how we could get there or would they close the border?

Headlights are like LED streetlights, too blue.

They would kick their own grandmother if she fell over in the street.

I know and I'm sorry, but as much as I am angry I am also sorry.

What's eating me is the fact that the orange fuckwit that your country elected is turning the entire world to shit. We are not at war with Iran or anyone else for that matter but it will be for us to pick up the pieces when he gets bored and goes back to shooting innocent americans. #boycottheusa

Look, I'm angry and as a Scot, we've seen this coming since the last time the orange fuckwit was elected. You actually (as a country) elected him again. How fucking stupid do you have to be? Here we are on the edge of world war 3 and tbh I welcome the relief.

Well, you are the ones with a second amendment that you've defended for decades and yet, here we are. You have played along with the right wing for decades, you have no left wing to bring balance so to be honest, you all deserve all you get.

Having just paid £50 for 25 litres of diesel just before they closed the pumps, I hope that the entire USA and Israel disappear into an economic black hole, never to bother any of us every again.

Having just paid £50 for 25 litres of diesel just before they closed the pumps, I hope that the entire USA and Israel disappear into an economic black hole, never to bother any of us every again.

Having just paid £50 for 25 litres of diesel just before they closed the pumps, I hope that the entire USA and Israel disappear into an economic black hole, never to bother any of us every again.

I see where you are coming from as a husband who does 90% of the cooking but yet to be told it is shit 100% of the time.