As a #Cyber Security professional I really don’t like to take pleasure in the misfortune of those who get breached.

But as a petty bitch, all I have to say is HAHAHAHAHHAHA 😂😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪🤪😹😹😹😹😹HAHAHAHAHAHA … Dumbass!!!!

Hi Doug,

I’d rather gargle hot horse piss for 24 hours, than back your disaster of a government. Thanks for the text tho 🫶

#onpoli

So Accurate…

#LeastPrivilege
#CyberSecurity
#ZeroTrust
#RBACMatters
#SecOps
#ITSecurity
#SecurityBestPractices

Oh yeah, because hackers are totally known for breaking in just to hand out free forensic audits. Maybe I should open up my firewall the next time I need to balance the books 🙄

That’s a nice little Haiku