Weird fact about me:

I love gastropods. Slugs especially.

They're cute, yeah. But that slow persistence, even in the face of a world that's so much faster than them. So many threats they can succumb to. But they still press on. Slowly. Move. Rest. Move. Eat. Rest. Drink. Move. Exist.

It’s a crime that I don’t have a life-size quagsire plush

PB&J. But on a tortilla. I’m either a genius or the saddest person alive.

It's not a joke. I fucking love apples. Sweet, crunchy apples. My parents used to get huge ones for me for Christmas and fill my stocking.

"Can I have two more?"

"Do you wanna be out of apples? Because that's how you end up out of apples."

"Awww...."

Glasses, 100%

Yeah. I like it on fries.

OH YOU MEAN ON ME.

Dirty doggo.

what's a bitch got to do to get eaten by a wolf

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Hey all, you know how much I hate asking for money. My wife is getting kicked out of her place on May 15th. Step 1 is getting her a car so she can work. We're shooting for 3,000 for a down payment, she has 1,600 rn.

We have our sights on a Prius, around 6,000-9,000 average.

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Xenia the fox just woke up, looking groggy. Coffee mug reads "Don't talk to me until I fix this broken Xorg update [Arch Linux logo]", and the oversized t-shirt reads "this cat's name is [bash fork bomb] you should type his name on your linux's terminal (don't do that)"

She spent the evening debugging something

Artemis and the Artemis II mission! I can’t stop thinking about the Artemis plushie watching over the launch of the Orion hahaha #art #sailormoon #artemisII

Current project has me playing IT archaeologist trying to determine why some things are set up the way they are. A lot of “I dunno” when trying to chase people down.

It’s kinda fun. If you like going down rabbit holes and working through lunch.

Vibe coding 🤝 unconstrained piles of chaos 🤝 legacy implementations

legitimately funny that furries used to Janky Furaffinity Codebase will still blame 'vibe coding' for Bsky's problems

What? Artisinal handmade code can still suck major ass or not scale appropriately

I'm genuinely disappointed in @kagi.com today. I was so excited for a brief moment before realizing it was an April Fool's joke. :(

(Legit thought they were playing off the Small Web thing.)

Gotta respect a friend who is stalwart enough to unfollow you over their principles, even if you don’t fully agree with them. It’s still sad, but my spine isn’t quite that strong. That I didn’t get blocked is nice at least.

I’m sure you can find some way to send tips to people. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

How dare people make me think thoughts and feel feelings? I did not consent to any of this!

Happy #TransDayofVisibility from your edgy they/them barista bun ❤️🏳️‍⚧️

for @allegedlywoof.bsky.social

#furry

por que no los dos

Great for "why isn't this working, try figure out what i fucked up while I go back to flogging tickets". Less so "this is going to completely replace humans". Anyone who thinks that is an idiot who doesn't deserve a position of money and power but probably has one anyway.

It's a tool, not magic.

But it writes such useful stuff! /s

It's spicy autocomplete, and I use it as such. I don't trust it to structure things for me, and I've seen first hand that 'vibe coding' ultimately nets you absolute garbage.

Can confirm, am a gross faggot and I get tested. (Though never at one of these con things. Totally love that they do it though.)

Seeing news about bullets and bad people. Just a reminder that “can’t match” and “doesn’t match” are very distinct concepts.

What a wonderful day for a curse.

A screenshot of the Apple News app shows “News Spotlight” and “News+ Health & Wellness” at the top, with a photo of a man sitting at a desk, holding a smartphone and resting a pencil against his face while looking thoughtful, with a laptop open in front of him. Below, large text reads, “Experts have found the one emotion that causes procrastination — and how to stop it,” followed by “Read now in BBC Science Focus Magazine.” The bottom navigation bar displays Today, News+, Audio, Following, and Search icons.

I just figured that was called “being alive”.