Naming my security company after the giant evil eye that, crucially, was too distracted to see the actual threat sneaking in

Teeth too small to chomp with God

Benetti: "What was your excitement level when you heard you had to wear a suit?"

Kruk: "Zero."

This guy rules lmao

Phillies fan sporting a CRANKIN HOG 69 jersey during a food segment on Sunday Night Baseball

WWLWLLLWWWWLLLLLLLLLLL

I’d never do Simpsons trivia because I know roughly 10000x more about the Simpsons than the median human being and roughly 10000x less than bearded men who do Simpsons trivia

I love this song! Totally forgot about it though

Me and my friends would’ve killed baby yoda with folding chairs I can tell you that much

I just love being forced out of the neighborhood I’ve lived in for half a decade just so my landlord can make a fuck ton of money doing nothing. I think we should be able to hang these people

I feel like "anti rich current reaches crescendo" is when the guillotine operators are getting OT not when you find a way to levy a new small tax on an undertaxed upper class

94 Roadmaster Sedan
95 Roadmaster Wagon
96 Roadmaster Wagon

No I don't have a problem

DTF St Louis

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

This viewpoint is especially easy to cling to here in our sunsetting empire, where few of us can do much more than watch our nation get stripped for parts. Society is worsening in certain obvious, quantifiable ways. The Communist Manifesto teaches us that capitalism produces its own grave-diggers above all else, but we have the rare pleasure of serving as the victims of this newfangled techno-capitalism that can't even dig a halfway decent grave. I don't think much of this current crop of masters of the universe, I don't mind telling you. At least that union-busting fuck Carnegie built a university and some nice libraries. These days billionaires would rather crow that AI is coming for all our jobs, seemingly without a thought for what tends to happen in societies where everyone but the superrich loses their livelihood at the same time. The good old days were bloody and excruciating in ways we'd find impossible to bear, with our air conditioning and our Seamless. But it's at least possible to locate some kind of moral standard in the proceedings of the past, if only because it is the past. Probably the guys who lost their lives fighting Carnegie Steel in the Homestead Strike felt some version of the same despair.

i wrote about the tendency older people have to fetishize the ‘good’ old days
www.patreon.com/posts/155876...

Democrats: helped dig ditch alongside Republicans in the first place

whenever people assume I am excited about a movie or show based on something I loved when I was 8 I just think about how weird it would’ve been if my dad got all pumped up about a Howdy Doody movie in 1986

The Giants being told that hiring a college manager is incredibly stupid and they immediately start behaving like they’re being managed by a guy from college

Bases clearing pop up double. Baseball is crazy

I think the incredible popularity of the Dollar Tree Dinners TikTok might though. Sharing the modern equivalent of depression era recipes

The infinite growth model is one of the worst things to happen to journalism/media. At some point you reach the ceiling of people who want to read your magazine! You can just make enough money to pay people well and publish things and not grow forever!

Nick Collison

Unmasked: '.900 is the new .915 or .920' when it comes to save percentage | NHL.com Falling NHL numbers more a product of more quality shots, less shooting volume

I need all hockey fans, especially Bruins fans to read this. Because everyone thinks their goalie sucks this year when it just isn't true when the league average save percentage is under .900 now.

www.nhl.com/news/unmaske...

sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door

Did you know: There's HD video of Here Comes The Pizza?

Inflation, "the economy", unemployment rates etc, these things are all made up. Fantasy and science fiction. The punishing results of how the rich and media deal with the illusion they created together, however, are not.

They all translate to the same thing: you are getting fucked.

Great news! Only .15% of the US population is homeless. Hold on let me crunch the numbers though...that's a mere half million people without a home.

Do people ever ask themselves, why, on this beautiful planet, they are spending time defending a system where 12 billionaires have the same amount of wealth as 4.5 billion people

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

anyone who fell for this is an idiot who just wanted an excuse to be mad at a woman, as ever

so this guy just lied? and everyone believed it without question? wow that's crazy