THEY WENT FOR THE QUICK TWO DOWN SIX POINTS WITH SIX SECONDS LEFT

CBS added the points to the wrong team

Insane reaction from kid on the Vawls bench

MARCH MADNESS STATS THREAD 🧵

The dumb stats I pulled from players in the NCAA tournament this year.

Most Turnovers in a single game:

Jomo Goings, Long Island University (11 TO)
Alex Wilkins, Furman (11 TO)
Silas Demary Jr, UConn (9 TO)
Hunter Erickson, Hawai'i (8 TO, 4 points in 40 minutes...👑)

Our marketing strategies are…slightly different

There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

Team USA in the WBC

Folks…………………..

Run it into the end zone! Somebody needs to score tonight

Folks…………….

Folks…….

Folks…

My Objectively Correct prediction for tonight is in.

The score will be 15-15 (squarigami!) going into the 4th quarter. No touchdowns. 10 total field goals.

Hawks kick another three in the 4th.

FINAL: Seahawks 24, Patriots 15 (another squarigami!)

Super Bowl MVP Jason Myers: 8/8 FG

These two things are inextricably linked.

You know who that reminds me of?

For the golf/olympics sickos

SIX birdies in a row and Hideki moves into the lead! I've seen enough. I'm putting him on #59watch

Folks, this is required reading for the Olympics. I have been casually dropping bits of knowledge gained from this newsletter which have primarily been met with:

"How and why the hell do you know that?"

"It comes after he lost over seven strokes on the field during last week's Farmers Insurance Open to rank dead-last of the 74 players who made the cut." - per Golf Monthly

Can only go up from here!

Saving this in case the Seahawks play horribly on Sunday

Thank you to @pro-football-reference.com for providing the data necessary for this important analysis

We host real-time digital boards on fantasygenius.io that handle:

• Score Updates
• Hypothetical Winners
• Easily viewable squares by player
• Simple grid management

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We have successfully completed 80% of all possible square combinations. Here are the 11 possible squarigamis that remain:

1-1
1-2
2-3
2-6
3-5
4-5
5-5
5-6
7-8
8-8
9-9

As with all scorigami related stuff, credit to @jonbois.bsky.social on this all-timer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l5C...

Top 8/Bottom 8 Super Bowls by how interesting squares were during the game.

I pulled data on all 59 Super Bowls to determine which squares are most likely to hit during your pool. Some highlights:

• Super Bowl LII (Eagles def. Patriots) had the most unique square hits
• 11 squares have NEVER hit (can you guess them before looking?)
• 2023 and 2024 both saw "squarigamis"

🚨 WITHDRAWAL: Spaun, J.J. has withdrawn from WM Phoenix Open

➕ FIELD UPDATE: Rozo, Marcelo added to WM Phoenix Open