ime makes the jerk better but the nut worse. i like to edge then piss then go finish for optimal results personally

Assigning a gender to abstract concepts and then feeling sentimental about it might be the absolute peak of Faggotry now that I think about it. Life (vie) is a girl so you have to cherish it like one

I was thinking abt it again cus of my current heartburn issues, which made me think abt how burn in French is brûlure, which is feminine.......... I feel a lil bit better abt this predicament now that I know I'm being hurt by girls

People like to bitch abt grammatical gender when theyre learning a language that has it, but one time I accidentally said "le fin" to Nicole and she corrected me by saying "no its la fin. the end is a girl" and I keep thinking abt that. The end is a girl... Isnt that so lovely

doggy anxiety reminder

Reddit post to r/smalldickproblems Hung Users Be Warned Your input is not needed, is not welcome, and is not valid. Your life is fundamentally different due to no effort on your own part. Do not attempt to participate here.

This is how every post about pretty privilege sounds

getting a pussy only to never use it and have anal because it honors the lord

a sisterhood of trannies and perverts 😌

Puppygirl who calls her weed pipe her dog bowl

i’m Jewish and if 15% of hospitals in
the country who also constitute a singular religious group said they would not be treating Jews it would not be something people would accept.

About 15% of all U.S. hospitals are Catholic and their current policy is to provide zero trans healthcare including to adults. There have also been multiple accounts of trans people being turned away entirely for unrelated issues because of who they are. So suck the Pope off harder please

My boobs in my favorite shirt officially have more likes than I have followers. I feel like I've achieved something in some way

a photograph of me (specifically my tits) wearing a black shirt that in white print says "shame is a prison. Abandon cringe. Bark for women" a bit of my hair is visible draped over my chest.

PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLS PLEASE PLEAS PLEASE PLEASE

holy fuck these are beautiful

BREAKING: The United States of America will temporarily reopen as a Spirit Halloween

the best/worst part of voice training is that it truly just requires consistent practice, it's a lot of work but it really does pay off

if ur looking for a sign then do the voice training already

social transition is when you drive like this, but medical transition is when you drive like this:

"What if its woke to be puritan" attempt #999999999999999

Result: Still wrong

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISTRESS

art

The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

there's so. much. there's just so fuckin much its wild

Ape: Ah shit I’m gonna die
Ape:
Ape: lol

yanking the ripcord out of my beyblade launcher like im you yanking the dilator out

I'm sure there will be no long-term consequences to all of us veering between hypervigilance over potential nuclear war and trying to go to work because none of us can afford to pay our bills and may still be trying to recover from health consequences from the pandemic we're pretending didn't happen

oh i didnt even read you as speaking about yourself. My apologies, not trying to simp, I just like women generally

beautiful women with dry and witty matter of fact humor and delivery DM ME PLEASE IM SUCH A GOOD DOG