Mike Pence None The Richer

Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The word is wren and pronounced tah-lee-tah-mah

Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

The little wren is the messenger of birds and pries into everything.

lolol this is how bad the design is—I was on the community advisory, yes. But I’m the program director of an entirely other organization.

How abouuuuuuut just one more font?

wow i didn’t even put that together till you said it

lol i am most definitely not their program director!

Proposed new cliche:
Teamwork makes the nightmare end.

No one will care but like 1 of you but the Art Philly brand/logo drives me batshit. Why is it a ransom note.

Asian 80s cover band called Durian Durian

4/15 tax filing deadline falling on a Wednesday midweek of record-breaking heat is exactly the metaphor.

Is “candy flipping” a phrase anymore

Reading Delaney’s “Times Square Red Times Square Blue” again after reading Danny Meyer’s “Setting the Table” (which is about Union Square/Madison in the 80s and 90s) is kind of amazing and hilarious.

It’s like decades of Psychoanalysis in 25 minutes.

Justin Bieber’s set at Coachella feels like pure contemporary art don’t ask me to justify it.

I can’t hold back any longer. This thought has been nagging me for weeks.
The new New Museum is giving Cyber Truck.

civilians smiling, with clown smiles clowning

clowns and civilians mug for the camera

Person who doesn’t realize she looks like a clown, blows out a candle prepared by a professional clown.

Google translate screenshot of the word bufon which is spanish for jester

Had the most amazing run in with clowns last night in NYC. Unbelievable convergence because I ate at a restaurant called “bufon” (spanish for “jester”) before meeting clowns on the street who treated us to magic tricks.

I can’t believe this but after having taken the Acela a couple times and gotten extremely nauseous, then finding myself much more relaxed once back in town in smoke-tinged Septa trains, I think I am not, in fact, fancy.

Is there a term for the friction of really really dry feet moving normally against a particular kind of soft polyester bed sheet and it goes SHKRRRRRR SHKRRRR GHKRRRRR

But not saying it aloud is making it an intrusive thought.

I have something mean to say about something that doesn’t need the smoke.

The Pitt s2 definitely ends with the racist analog nurse calling the cops on her colleagues right?

Concept tv show:
“Jhuzz Judy” follows a matronly “Judy” who goes into settings to spruce things up with new decor.

We’ve been struggling to get Dario into movies, any movie really, so that we can enjoy something that isn’t YouTube crap. It’s been hard to get him to stay interested in what we think he should like. So we let him browse, and well, he found something. He’s absolutely rapt. About…

Garfield (2004)

based on my experiences as a parent i genuinely believe that if someone is feeling irritable the first thing they should ask themselves is “have i pooped today?”

*To the tune of “Regulate” (Warren G, Nate Dogg):
CALCULATORS!

this is amazing

One of those days where I’d only consumed pretzels and beef jerky (on the road taking calls for work), and now looking forward to the weekend, I want to eat nothing but seaweed and tofu to counterbalance.

YUP. Almost started reading it aloud from any point in the book.

We made it almost 24 hours without an argument on this fine spring day, but FIL just came up to me while I was reading Paul Beatty, hilariously, to say “You see what’s happening today? I hope the supreme court DOES repeal birth right citizenship.”
Get me out of heeeeeeeeeeere.

If they’re awful people please don’t tell me till tomorrow.