AND SUPER KING, THE BEST ONE OF THE THREE!

“In The Air Tonight” was playing in the elevator and it reached my floor just as it got to the drum fill

if b, does andross poop?

passed a home furnishings store called “the end of history”

being sad and writing waltzes, elliott smith should have lived in the mid-19th century

“Crime,” declared the police captain, “is everywhere, crime, crime!”

is Andross a regular sized creature (i.e., same size as Fox McCloud) who pilots a giant head or is he just a giant head

I think it was the big reveal ("only a dozen or so defining slips left"), but I have 100 pages left!

I'll leave a review at both and buy from Bookshop--my usual go-to!

is there a site that's best? one of the large online retailers?

I got it from the library. I'm 2/3 through and I've already cried and I'm thinking of buying five copies to distribute to my team at work.

an important part of cleaning day is avoiding scope creep

is Ken Jennings our generation's Stephen Jay Gould?

forty years old and I didn't know the difference between blue and green sponges--oh well, keep learning

“bitch eating crackers” is such a useful framework

can't believe all the hottest tickets on Broadway are Andrew Lloyd Webber shows, it really is the 80s again

FMK Tom Holland, Tom of Finland, Tom’s of Maine

a little greek yogurt, maple syrup, vanilla extract, cocoa nibs, let it sit in the fridge 15 min so they soften a little

one of my friends went on a date in 2008 with a guy who said it wasn't worth his time to recycle, because the time it would take him to remember where aluminum goes would take away from the world-changing code he was writing. every time I see Marc Andreessen in the news, I think of this.

do myself a favor and get real, get right with the Lord

(guy from Cake voice) side pockets that zip

she don't make false claims

Olenna Tyrrell but it’s a dog with a halo over its head TELL KRISTI talking to a knight wearing giant fake breasts

is it just me or is everyone talking about Carthage recently

DUN DUN DUN -- TIL NOW, I ALWAYS GOT BY

I can think of two songs that are really defined by the harmony vocals above the main melody, and they are "Alone" by Heart and the Pokemon theme song

he calls it BROPTIMISM

aimee mann “labrador” should have been a hit

an invisible submarine named Mythopoesis

one time in AP English I wrote a poem that rhymed Hohenzollern with post-modern, maybe my literary peak

shakin hands with charles de gaulle

(I write my journal in Microsoft Word, which is why I'm skeeting this at 11:57 on a Saturday)