The glamorous innovations of a fearless thought leader tbh

My mom loves to say "let's watch [X movie] [right now]!" as if I can just sit down watch a film on a whim without psychologically emotionally spiritually preparing myself first & as if I didn't already have plans & tasks & wishes & hopes & dreams & intentions & ambitions

With god-eyes you can see that butterfly wings are hands, and that they are constantly praying, clasped each time they perch to sip their nectar. asking for the sun to burn us up

How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you

A digital illustration of a cat dressed in a blue wizard coat with yellow stars. Behind them is a fox dressed in a green coat, with a backpack and a wooden staff

🌱✨️ Let's go on an adventure!

So what? The literary world is always in the first detonation blast zone. Run towards the searing light. You don't want to live in the world without the arts. Become a writer.

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

Chicago-style pope................

🙏🏻

Unstoppable force (the sacred call toward Conclaveposting) vs immovable object (the fear that people will think I'm Catholic)

& let Him grant us a pope who sins in all the most sickening & decadent ways, & who serves c— (I am smited by God Himself & pass away on the floor of the Sistine Chapel)

Let us pray that God will grant us a pope who slays 🙏🏻

CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."

born to be a cardinal scheming and altering the conclave vote, forced to do emails instead.

I need to dissect god and other normal thoughts to have at 8:30am

This is about the film Conclave (2024) not the actual conclave (2025) as I do not recognize Roman Catholic cardinals as real people

What if we kissed............ and we were both celibate Roman Catholic cardinals sequestered together for the papal conclave............

This is what happens inside the conclave and you cannot convince me otherwise

Her wisdom is unparalleled...........

A perfume that smells like the cup of tea you leave as an offering at the edge of the woods, where each month at full moon you swear you can see the shadows solidify into a beautiful, terrible form

Have been vacillating wildly between "I am good normal & fine :)" / "I need to be taken to the seaside & put down" / "I am about to start killing & maiming" throughout this semester. as one does

being alive is just so unfathomably cool cant believe im about to go for a trot around the block. WHAT THE HECK DO YOU MEAN THERES A WHOLE BLOCK TO EXPLORE WITH SQUIRRELS AND BIRDS ARE YOU KIDDING ME? every dang day we are blessed with this. wow

When a character is struck with such anguish that they throw off their bonds of morality & religion and embrace Darkness with such gravity that they become a god unto themselves, their new, twisted morality now serving to bind others as they were once bound? That's hot

The thing in the woods would like to remind you that it will always be there for you -- if you need to be killed and eaten.

As a ghost, my favorite hobbies include:

- Floating around the house

- Slamming doors and windows

- Moving various objects around rooms

- Wailing late at night

- Making rooms suddenly ice cold

- Wandering beaches in flowy dresses

- Startling people

○ Single
○ Taken
● Cursed to wander the forest beyond the village, never straying too close to the warmth of the hearthlight nor to the whispers that beckon from the foothills in the west, gradually assuming the form of the legend the folktales warned of

Illustration of a Catacomb Saint, bejeweled skeleton #kimgakaku

hot skeletons in your area, pt. II

a fan cover of Harrow the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir. Harrow is depicted with her arms raised, various pieces of bone floating around her. she's wearing her lyctoral robe, with the hood on. underneath it, she's wearing a human ribcage. one of her eyes is black, the other is yellow. she's wearing Gideon's sword on her back, its sheath is made out of vertebrae. behind Harrow, with her hands on Harrow's shoulders, is the silhouette of The Body, her eyes glowing yellow. behind the body, there's John Gaius' portrait. on top of the poster, there are Mercy, Augustine and Gideon the first with a lit cigarette in his mouth.

same image except Harrow isn't wearing her sacramental skull paint

#thelockedtomb
it's my 4th locked tomb-versary today, so here's my spin on HtN cover 💫

Can't do much on a large scale but for those hoping to maintain their own personal/community archives through this clownery—remember the 3-2-1 Rule of digital storage:

3 copies

2 different types of storage media

1 copy stored in a different physical/geographic location than the other two

Corrupted crown