SCOOP: Season 9 of Scrubs has endorsed Cuomo

Walz announces that Rep. Melissa Hortman is dead as a result of a "politically motivated assassination"

i hate having pronouns in my video game slop now i have no choicr but to support putting all immigrants in labor camps

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my grandpa was illiterate so i have no idea if this ouija board is working or not

It sounds hyperbolic, I know, but I genuinely believe that wikipedia incorporating LLM-produced article summaries, or sanctioning LLM-produced articles, would signal the end of the internet as we've known it.

That’s a day ending in -y alright

The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.

Boy do I hate the new Mario voice lmao

Triple H just randomly behind the Pacers bench

What’s interesting/ignorant about this is that we *do do the big things here - the AI and the weapons systems. And we don’t do T shirts and textiles at scale.

Once again, he has no idea how any of this works.

The Cavs this year when Donovan Mitchell pretended to get injured during Half time warmups.

so the members of congress just stopped going to el salvador and not a single person who was illegally sent there has been returned and that’s just how it is now?

Don't let a motherfucker steal your joy.

Watch cartoons, build LEGO kits, get your friends together and play board games, coo at your pets and call them your precious stinky babies, blow off dandelion fluff, whatever sparks joy. Cringe is dead, be free.

I feel like Kevin Garnett had the career people expected Chris Webber to have

A photo of Viola Ford Fletcher with her hands clasped

Today is the 111th birthday of Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa race massacre

I was really hoping for a Fallen Hero story for Ganon

why would anyone want to have kids when you feel like the world around you is doomed

an under discussed aspect of the “birth rate decline panic” is that young people keep voting for politicians and agendas that never win in america and feel like the world is doomed, while older generations keep reiterating that doom cycle and forcing agendas on younger generations that fuck us

"Your child can have 5 pencils for Christmas this year but I need a billion dollar military parade for my birthday" yet another mid-terms winner

we can only hope

Julia will never say this so I’ll say it for her: when I worked for Polygon, she was responsible for not just the biggest Polygon article, but the NUMBER 1 MOST CLICKED ARTICLE ON ALL OF VOX MEDIA. She was single-handedly paying all of our salaries. Hire Julia.

Give me JB Pritzker over Kamala Harris in 2028 all day every day and twice on Sunday.

What an odd question lol

Do these guys even like basketball?

"Sanders was drafted in the 5th round. Now if my math serves me right 5 is a bigger number than 1 is it not?"