24-hour library staffed with insomniac librarians would solve like 57 problems in one

Meanwhile ya gotta full-on fail a breathalyzer to even enter the Dolly Parton stampede

Okay 3rd idea: children-only cleaning crews 👍

Seems like you’d do a better job idk!!!

Drunk history: the immersive experience I am available and repped by atlas literary

Ah shit yeah, anise! Your script was great!!!

Solution: cast it in those plastic boxes they trap Sudafed in at target. Done. 🤝

If someone im not married to sees me past 10pm something has gone awry in the universe

Okay hear me out: doing late night adult-only hours for “please touch” children’s museums.

Oh damn a chorus of “no friggin way” could honestly heal the nation

They need to make museums open 24/7. Buzzed off 2 hard seltzers at 10:30pm is when I’m *most* interested in old artifacts from the titanic

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Ah man all these new apps are dropping when the writers have undivided time this sucks