Ew it was labelled adult content I have to go back to the bad place 😩

Not if they’re being boring!

Is it cool over here yet or still nerds

The amount of businesses that rely on tiktok for sales as well as marketing since the pandemic is massive this is going to be a disaster

Sorry but like, I truly believe that the US tiktok ban is going to be economically disastrous. This is going to be so fucked.

I’m seeing people work really hard not to misgender the CEO assassin and I’m vibing on the respect

She is being so scary today what is going on

Also I’m scared she and Cherry Bomb will unionize

Tbh she gets distracted about 0.0001 seconds before I do

“Hi mr and mrs cat people, I’m hiding from my cat rn wbu”

Like thirty times a day I almost start a groupchat with you and your wife about something that she’s doing

You know when your 3kg cat develops a thirst for your blood and she’s being so scary

I think this is totally different if you have siblings but if there are three people total at the Christmas Day thing, let’s be serious

I will probably receive like an art museum gift shop esque set of Friday Kahlo tea towels or something but like gifts? From my parents? I’m too old for that

Being a 33 year old only child is so weird like what do you mean “what do I want for Christmas?” I want my dad to keep driving me to doctors appointments

It feels illegal to be this ironic on this app tbh

You mean Barack Hussein Obama?

Okay bear in mind that the same people who are posting those or saying it’s Walz’ son are the same people who were calling him the r word mere weeks ago

Accidentally went over there again just to see that they think the assassin was the Walz son??? What is happening

That my personality is indicative of a specific taste in music

No not at all

$14.90

Fruity Gordo was right there

Okay the colour names are Italian but like what do you mean “intenso”

Fascinating decision to not use real Italian OR English words there Gordo

I posted on my Instagram story that Janet Jackson was my most played this year even though she’s in the top 5 with Jamiroquai and Kylie every year and I’m getting responses like “this explains so much” but like I actually think it explains nothing. It only explains that I like Janet Jackson.

God that scent PhD ruckus on the bad site really has got me coming over here for once

Damn your brain has been so well ironed, not a single wrinkle to it

Better this than there though

Some of you have paid for nudes of mine that you’re too hot to have paid for