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Posts by Keltena

Each individual zones is also 80x25 tiles, ftr, if that helps you. So, the whole world map would be 19,200 by 1,875 tiles. 36 million in total.

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It's kind of mind-boggling to me once I actually do the math, tbh! No idea how it would translate into real-world units, but for a game it is A Lot.

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The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

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It's 80x25 tiles, each of which contains 9 zones, so… That's 18,000 surface zones in total, I think? 240 zones by 75 zones.

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I've gone through Golgotha embarrassingly few times for the number of run I've gotten past it, but the thing I've actually found most useful is movement+control abilities? Juke/jump/charge, freeze/sleep/stun, that sort of thing…

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wow, I can't even imagine how I'd maintain a sterile emotional environment for a PWP if I *tried*. this sounds like someone who's seen dramatically different PWP than I generally have.

2 weeks ago 1 1 1 0

Caves of Qud is cool because you can get a fungal infection that makes icy mushrooms grow out of your face, and the cure will be like “first, kill and eat a four-hundred-pound electric snail“

3 weeks ago 86 12 1 0

hills: not even once

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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solidarity. I put in so much effort to respect their personal space, and half the time they still cross half the map to blast me through a wall for the crime of being briefly visible to them...

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

this is me on almost every run, except in my case it's usually been the plant merchants trying to murder me on sight :')

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Caves of Qud screenshot showing a desert canyon zone with a becoming nook fully encased in the shale wall. (It wouldn't even be visible if I couldn't see through walls.)

Caves of Qud screenshot showing a desert canyon zone with a becoming nook fully encased in the shale wall. (It wouldn't even be visible if I couldn't see through walls.)

"Visit lovely, scenic Shuppar 14th," they said. "See the becoming nook," they said.

1 month ago 4 0 0 0

Even within a game, I suspect you're fighting the fact that a lot of text *should* be skipped—generic lines you've already seen, for instance, or lengthy flavor text you can come back to when you're not in the middle of something. It's a hard problem.

1 month ago 3 0 0 0

It's honestly wild how reflexive some of it is. I'm an inveterate talk-to-everyone-read-everything player and a huge IF fan, and it *still* takes conscious effort to override my brain's "skim past that" instinct when it triggers on the wrong block of game text.

1 month ago 4 0 1 0

Just had to ask the question "how do I treat my rocking chair's fungal infection", so yeah, Caves of Qud is going great 🙃

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Yep. +1 for each.

Since time of posting, I've modded my helmet to let me equip a second item to the face slot, so now I also wear the severed face of an enemy when shopping. Another +1.

1 month ago 1 1 1 0

Surely I can drink these copper nuggets!

(…they said, and failed, and almost died.)

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Poor dear, sweet, dear, precious Goshling </3

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Edited Caves of Qud screenshot showing a funerary urn with the following inscription: 
Here Sheltered under Gjaus is

(crossed out:) Quadriteles
(written in:) Goshling

"Creature of plague, friend."

Edited Caves of Qud screenshot showing a funerary urn with the following inscription: Here Sheltered under Gjaus is (crossed out:) Quadriteles (written in:) Goshling "Creature of plague, friend."

I dedicate this random funeral urn to the memory of my short-lived spider pet, who was too good for a world of permadeath.

1 month ago 3 0 1 0

depends if it's a core set or an expansion, I think

either way, hope you have good carrying capacity

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

next time a baetyl asks you for forty sets of bones, you are gonna be *all set*

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

update: snailmother wandered onto a conveyor belt, fell down a pit and died :(

this is why I'm scared to get attached to anyone…

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
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Now there's a promising strategy. The One Weird Trick Slog Doesn't Want You to Know??

1 month ago 2 0 0 0

No, wait, I swear they're friendly! Please come back—

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One use of Proselytize later, the snailmother is now a member of my party.

One use of Proselytize later, the snailmother is now a member of my party.

it's because the devs are about to throw me a bone by giving me an entire friend army, right?

…right?

1 month ago 4 1 1 0
Standing at the bottom of a long hallway absolutely *packed* with tiny purple ickslugs. Almost every single tile is filled by one, aside from the one tile containing their snailmother. (Thankfully, they're all shown in green on the minimap.)

Standing at the bottom of a long hallway absolutely *packed* with tiny purple ickslugs. Almost every single tile is filled by one, aside from the one tile containing their snailmother. (Thankfully, they're all shown in green on the minimap.)

Caves of Qud update:

Dug through one wall and found myself in a magical realm of friends.

1 month ago 31 4 3 0

At this point in Caves of Qud, I'm so used to my builds sounding surreal when described out loud, it took until now to notice that my go-to shopping gear is… sunglasses and a gun.

In my defense, it gets me better prices.

1 month ago 2 0 1 0

(somewhere far in the distance, richard sweats nervously...)

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

ah, more questions than answers as always in these cases… at least that makes it less awkward that Ash is so hungry he could eat one, I suppose

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

are the horses in question the illegitimate horse parents, or are those different horses? I am genuinely curious

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