WHAT WHAT WHAT This is a fever dream about a fever dream. Fever dream squared. Seamas!±!!!!2324324131414rRWERTF$£RT£@R

It is at: The Social, 5 Little Portland St, London W1W 7JD

I'm so glad you pointed that out.

I am so sorry! Yes rather unhelpfully ‘The Social’ indicates the name of a London venue but I’m going to tell them to add the address. Thankyou!

Come to this, it will be funny as all hell:

It’s also very interesting in the context of his brother having just been fired from the NYT for using ChatGPT in his book review. Impulsive behaviour…

This dream can come true

Jonny English to you

I still can't get over that being his actual name

I spent 16, SIXTEEN years fighting this crap.

I can’t believe it 😭

Could he somehow replace the Thames Flood Barrier if it goes again

Yes so bloody exciting Marie! And Marie.

Ahh that must be it. Comes with undertree heating and a solarium.

While not wishing to support the Russian bots in decrying London as a crime-ridden hellscape, it's either the regular parcel thieves or the dealers on my street who've got seriously inventive here. We reckon these are for the keys to nearby lockers to stash the goods, not for someone's airbnb...

I can’t believe this is real. The auld skank should be mortified.

There is a dog who lives on my street who is called Kitty. Apparently she really dislikes cats. Not sure one could really blame her for this.

It's the Rightmove Roundup of the smallest house in Hackney, plus luscious country and city homes featuring decay, delapidation, entropy, and Chappell Roan sending her security people after your children. Hooray!

WE ARE SO BACK

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My daughter, 14, hopes the meningitis outbreak will lead to another lockdown. "I'd enjoy it so much more now that I can ring my friends," she said, happily clutching her phone. She was 8 the last time; tough for an only child.

Just in case you wanted to know how the kids are doing! They're nuts!

Heard myself saying “There are people getting bombed in the Middle East and you’re complaining about French homework!!” tonight and - well I’m not sure whose parents I’ve turned into as mine didn’t actually talk like that. So there’s no excuse.

I am sending you massive love. I bet he was dead proud of you Charlotte.

Ohhh that’s just one of a selection of press clippings that were waiting for me! Full service provision.

Why yes I did fill the bowl with my tears

Imagine if you went to dadsit your 93-yr-old father for 24 hrs and when you woke up he’d laid the breakfast table with your favourite polar bear bowl.

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I've never looked at anyone who went to his wedding in the same way again

A sensitive request: I'm looking to speak *anonymously* to parents or trusted adults who have supported teenage children/relatives through early relationships that showed signs of coercive control or other forms of abuse.

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Salivating

I would like to know the laws around charging us money to file our taxes.

Quite.

I mean only a c*** as pompous as this one could be outraged by his own innocence