when people joke about the site crashing because of ai or vibecoding or whatever, it's very funny that the smug tech-brains not only get very upset but also are like errrrrm excuse me it wasn't ai we're just bad at it
Sadly, Mayor Mamdani is DESTROYING New York! It has no chance! The United States of America should not contribute to its failure. It will only get WORSE. The TAX, TAX, TAX Policies are SO WRONG. People are fleeing. They must change their ways, AND FAST. History has proven, THIS “STUFF” JUST DOESN’T WORK. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT
Trump finally turns on Mamdani, screeching that he's "DESTROYING New York!" and "the United States of America should not contribute to its failure"
I’m chewing the wires in the Bluesky server room
Everyone stop making fun of Bluesky failing "because it's vibe coded". It's failing because I chewed through a power cable and all the meat on my bones blew apart like a grenade was going off, fully cooked.
"Go to the theater. Go see 'Beetlejuice.' Jerk off your date."
trump this is your chief political strategist and I am encouraging you to keep saying this shit
Trying and failing to log into Bluesky for 80 straight minutes so I can make a post about how the website is bad
If your toaster starts working like this website today, report it to us on SaferProducts.gov.
"hi can you recommend any super cheap, ethically made clothes that will last forever and make me feel like a swaddled little baby while also making me look like a super attractive, stylish man, yet take no time or effort to acquire? this is social media, so pls just drop a link."
George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"
We should have never doubted this man
I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like
trying to post through it rn
And so it begins.
With a final tally of 213-214, the war powers resolution to disengage US forces from the war on Iran failed by a single vote.
Representative Jared Golden of Maine was the sole Democratic lawmaker to vote against the measure. Had he voted for it, it would have passed, handing Trump an historic loss.
Let me in meme but it’s let me post instead
today so far
orange cat sitting in the sun very intensely
look at this picture Mr Cait just got of our beloved son
bluesky is down and it's going to stay down. bluesky is gone forever. it's gone forever and you're high. you're high and everyone knows it and you're going to be high forever too
i simply find it a little hard to believe that shortly after every website implemented ai code and fired a bunch of engineers they all started breaking constantly every single day but its not related to the ai code or the skeleton crew
rightwingers minds are amazing
Bluesky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code
bluesky: we are pivoting to AI
[site catches on fire]
bluesky: this was not the fault of AI
Kelsey Grammer would be a great name for a girl in a PBS cartoon who teaches you about adverbs alongside of a wisecracking squirrel named Nutley. Grammer would technically be misspelled but who cares it’s a bunch of stupid little kids watching it.
Blank Bluesky feed
Hi I'm Bluesky, I love AI code and dropping a cartoon anvil on my head that causes a tall lump to spontaneously form and birds to circle my head
Jk haha…unless?
Cancel Reply Forbidden Jay Bluesky is made with Al, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code Can you ask them to stop?
Asking the forbidden question
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)
I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr
1. barely works
2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate)
3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment
Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading
Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."
if you get more work done while the bluesky servers are down the gods of posting will note your hubris and find a way to punish you for it