Rude.

The guy from Space City Weather? I'm clearly missing out on a story.

And conducting raids on perfectly innocent dinner parties hosted by Tim Curry.

Third baseman Max Muncy, in fact.

Are you sure that wasn't just Guinness?

Illustration: The "Sickos" meme where a man labeled "sickos" peers through a window gleefully laughing and saying "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" except the man is Benjamin Sisko from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and the label on his chest reads "Siskos"

Fluffy white Great Pyrenees lays in front of a wrought iron fence with her mouth open and tongue hanging out. About two feet behind the fence is a black and white cat who is staring intently at the dog.

I'm sorry for your loss. Here's our baby girl Angua out on a walk trying to convince one of the local street cats that they should be friends.

Two pictures of the pillsbury dough boy: once is on a purple background with the caption “he is risen! happy Easter!”, and the other is tan and brown, similar to a cracker, on a white background saying “he is not! Happy Passover!”

It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

That's exactly what someone who was just making it up would say! I'm beginning to think you're not even a real music superstar/sentient passenger aircraft...

This is unfair to network monitoring software. Zeek was basically a cakewalk and I've never been able to figure out CK3...

Oh man I can't possibly imagine how good that felt

Caesar dressing bottle with knife

To all who celebrate

You did wonders with that rec. Still my favorite scotch.

At that point, I think the universe would spontaneously manifest a toxic poly relationship partner named Eve for you both.

Hi Alice, I'm Bob.

I have received your message securely.

Eventually you'll be able to skip the construction on 45 and just travel North-South through town by changing lanes on 10.

Strong historical correlation between socialism and snowfall.

BSD developers... Nah, who am I kidding: there aren't enough of them to make generalizations like this.

Not mine, but a former coworker who does a decent bit of networking writing (lots of IPv6 stuff): www.forwardingplane.net

Have you reviewed the advice of the great lawyer Pagliacci? That should solve your problem.

a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face . Alt: Matt Damon rapidly aging 30-40 years.

What do you mean? The Yankees won the World Series just the other...

"I'm in this photo and I don't like it" meme template that has been edited to say "I'm in this skeet and I don't like it". A screenshot of the questionnaire that Facebook shows when you report a post, titled "What's going on?". Below that are radio buttons with four options: "It's annoying or not interesting", "I'm in this skeet and I don't like it", "I think it shouldn't be on Facebook", and "It's spam". The second button is selected.

"Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison. You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don’t anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn - you stick your hand in there and it’ll chop it off, the end. You don’t think "oh, the lawnmower hates me" – lawnmower doesn’t give a shit about you, lawnmower can’t hate you. Don’t anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don’t fall into that trap about Oracle." — Bryan Cantrill

Please tell me that you have included everyone's favorite take on Larry Ellison... (Transcription screenshot via simonwillison.net/2024/Sep/17/..., originally from Brian Cantrill's talk at USENIX LISA many many years ago: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zRN...)

Until I got to the quote post I thought that this was another "We Didn't Start the Fire" update.

Reject this push request if you are being held hostage by your organization's Duo admin.

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

I think your history of the Peloponnesian Wars might have had a small typo there...

Delicious. Finally some good fucking trades.

Xiaomanyc 小马在纽约 I'm Xiaoma, a polyglot who has studied dozens of languages. Until the age of 18 I grew up speaking exclusively English, and then I got the chance to learn Mandarin and live in Beijing for a year where...

Pretty sure that the guy in grey is also @xiaomanyc on YouTube. youtube.com/@xiaomanyc