we all know I have no life, so:

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Diana jacket super XL

Big jackt

#Pragmata #fanart

GET HIS ASS

Vulture, who has been hanging out with a bad crowd: Dad, what do we eat?

Vulture dad, who is also the band Kansas:

Yoda from the olive meme and it says 2:12am... going back for more Hormuz

Tax the rich so we don’t have to

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

John of Patmos: In my book I invented the Antichrist as a cautionary tale.

Modern evangelicals: At long last we can worship the Antichrist from the classic book Don't Worship The Antichrist.

@apocrypals.bsky.social

Exactly one year ago today:

Ideal temperature is one where you can go about with a light open sweater when outside in the day but it cool enough in the evening you can curl up in a blanket in a little ball with a cat in you with out being too warm.

Am I confident that *I* could teach the Pope a thing or two about Catholicism? Well sure, but unlike JD Vance I've played dozens of JRPGs

What must it be like to be in a constant state of anxiety...
*back to doomscrolling*

Booster separation confirmed

A cat dressed as Chai from the Video Game HiFi Rush sits in the game's hideout.

🤘🐾🎶

#HiFiRush

Very helpful coworker over here

Japanese sci-fi: two robots in space, yearning

American sci-fi: man gets the author's beliefs on polygamy confirmed by the aliens of ramalama IV

french sci-fi: two horny bounty hunters visit the Galaxy of Breasts

British sci-fi: nuclear war. Everyone dead. America's fault

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

We're up to 96 almost there.

The Triforce of purr-er ? I'm sorry I'll see myself out.

Ga-nyan, weilder of the Triforce of Power

#Ganon #LegendOfZelda

I did not I was mostly referred to the thing you were responding to as well. That's on me.

He really is the dumbest mother fucker isn't he?

The Dream Team failed. Total shock. We sent two of our most mediocre real estate developers and a fraud. Who could’ve guessed this outcome?

i don’t show my penis to people all the time. in fact, I’m not showing my penis to people right now

A drawing of a Muppet-y Cloud Strife riding on a Big-Bird-like chocobo.

From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.