they invited me to nasa to watch the artemis iii core stage rollout and i got to draw stuff #yay #yippee #mysidequest

that feeling of being subdued after a monumentally large screaming crying fit is lowkey the most peaceful feeling i can think of

why would taskmaster post the full uncut bagpipes task but not the oranges in cans task?! fuming. @taskmaster.tv sort it out pls. also while you’re at it i also want the full uncut jason lightbulb attempt

watching a quiz show and this lady honest to god just gave the answer “dominican republic of the congo” and i am floored

I found Pauline dead in her tank last night, I am very sad. Got her as a baby, she lasted 7 years. She suffered from follicular stasis when she was around 2 years old and survived a spay so I knew her lifespan wasn’t what it would be but sigh. I will miss you forever baby girl :(

most stoned guy i’ve ever seen in the corner shop with a pile of loose change counting out 10p gummy sharks one by one while trying his hardest to only touch the sharks he’s picking out

a few wiggly worms that have been painted on card, cut out, and laminated

making worm bookmarks

We all have days like this

i didn’t know a fourth children of time book had been released but people are saying it’s the authors best book yet so *sigh* guess i better read the third one

i myself received a thorough hedgucation almost constantly

my secondary school had a very long path alongside a very long hedge that you had to walk down to get between buildings every day and it was a perilous walk for the uncool kids because you would absolutely get shoved full force into the hedge while the bullies shouted “get hedgucated”

Science literacy rates are at an all time low

malcolm in the middle really was fucking iconic growing up. the only dysfunctional family on tv who didn’t have unlimited money. god bless

sadly watching the tomodachi life demo again (tfw u can’t afford a game u rly want)

a comically tiny sketchbook with a little doodle of a spider on the first page

obsessed with this tiny sketchbook i bought today and im excited to fill it (although the paper is very thin so it’s all gotta be pen doodles rather than watercolour)

when i was a kid my big sister called me “boobs” and to this day i have no idea why

Mom caught a rare 5 BLEP formation!🙀😝
Happy #TongueOutTuesday! 😝😋🤪😝😛

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a yubi protein bar which usually has a few vegan marshmallows on top with NO MARSHMALLOWS

where the FUCK are my marshmallows?! this is terrible

i wonder if they known that we’re 30

sat in five guys and my boyfriend says “oh my god a more emo couple than us just walked in” and at the exact same time that i said “we should fuck them” he said “we should fight them” anyway they sat down behind me and great news i have “my chemical romance” plastered across my back today

finally watching the hannah montana reunion special and i’m so mad the rest of the cast isn’t in it

the stinkiest most piss soaked humans continue to stand right next to me on public transport

i think about “senator, i’m singaporean” so much

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youtu.be/_wNHssXR-3M?... great news it’s clipped and on youtube

watching original dragon ball with my bf and both laughing so hard at yajirobe saying “nobody’s eating my beans” very dramatically we have to rewind like 3 times

mainly just the eyelid stuff if i’m being real with you

the scene where the eyelids get pulled and snipped off in the haunting in connecticut. also the box of eyelids in the haunting in connecticut

i enjoyed project hail mary much better on my second watch!! i think the first time i was just bitterly comparing it to the book so much. second time i just watched and enjoyed the film. also just my dad giggling and grinning the whole time was extremely heartwarming

a gorgeous grey and white tuxedo cat

anyway. here is my parents new cat… please note this is NOT the cat in my profile photo. my mother just chose to get a cat IDENTICAL to our beloved family pet of 15 years less than a month after he died. anyway. her name is pixie and she’s actually very nice. but i’m very fucking salty