Lucky their Teams worked, or they’d have never been able to speak to Houston.

Last day of the premier league season is often good - up to 3 teams getting relegated, plus a number of teams often missing out Champions League qualification plus the team who comes second (assuming the race is still on)

Absolutely. I’ve run 10 miles a few times before, and drunk 24 beers even more times.

assuming a 330ml can (but could do 440).

run the 10 miles (90mins), then get onto 4 tacos. Then you’d start on beers. The secret to the beers is tapering up - don’t want to go too hard and fall asleep early.

It’s definitely run its course now. You can’t be Dr Tottenham to every club going though a terrible run.

@dannyheifetz.bsky.social

The bullies that went after first the Bendigo and now Adelaide writers festival for daring to include a Palestinian voice don't give a fuck that this will wreck the festival. They just want to make it clear they'll do this again and again, so you're best complying in advance.

Please don’t say you’re going for Western Sydney Wanderers…

Agree the figures look way too high for the UK - did the period to 1997 include Northern Ireland’s paramilitary attacks?

Our new report is one of those where I was... wait... you sure??? Maybe re-check those numbers... wait WTUF?? That can't be real... alas. It is.

Kobe was literally accused of raping someone?

I thought the beneficiaries of SMSFs weren’t allowed to use the assets in the fund (eg you can’t put a 2nd home in one, and then use it for family holidays)?

So not a “family farm”?

Let’s hope Leicester fans act like *proper* fans and boo him relentlessly.

The gestapo were public workers too…

Doubly so when it’s Penny Wong (ie a Malaysian) they’re accusing of being a Chinese spy.

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"Maybe they'll rename it after him, and we can finally be free" -- Dunning and Kruger

Fucking joke of a groundsman. How can you tell what’s the actual pitch? #peakaleague #sfcvsmcy

Not a word but “Ich habe vergessen, mein Essen in Essen zu essen.”

I had 2 trips to Osnabrück in school on exchanges to the Ratsgymasium - nice town, and lovely “pairs”.

Both led by the much-loved Mr Yeates and Mr Crease, who inspired me to a degree in German!

A close-up of a contents page of a OS development book. It reads: 9.4 Process Primitives 9.4.1 Having Children 9.4.2 Watching Your Children Die 9.4.3 Running New Programs 9.4.4 A Bit of History: vfork() 9.4.5 Killing Yourself 9.4.6 Killing Others 9.4.7 Dumping Core The book is "Linux Application Development", by Michael K. Johnson and Erik W. Troan (ISBN 0-201-30821-5)

The 7 stages of adult life

It makes sense if some are ripe for today’s eating, and some a bit greener, otherwise they all peak simultaneously.

Had a “Homer Simpson in the car explaining Grand Funk Railroad to Bart ” moment this afternoon, trying to describe the genius and significance of Kraftwerk to a 14-year old boy.

Looking through Google searches, do the Fairfax Papers not have *any* reports or articles on Peter Dutton’s potential insider trading?

Considering it’s a capital crime (ie potentially punishable by imprisonment if found guilty) it seems odd it’s not even been mentioned in passing?

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I’m Gen X, and all I can see is Gen Z trying to all the best they can in a world and an economy ruined by us (Gen X) and our parents.

If you want to know the difference between Gen X, Millenials and Gen Z..

Do folks know what “Snoochy-boochy-moochies” means?