Remote TV appearance Protip:

Do not aim the camera up your nostrils.

I did hear him say that. He doesn't even flinch.

Is "dumb money" still a thing?

The propaganda conduit of choice is pushing the WH narrative that this is a respite for diplomacy, citing the split in Irani leadership. I didn't see in the piece where it questions whether this is a TACO cover for preparing a new attack vector.

www.axios.com/2026/04/22/trump-i...

Remember tariffs?

Hearing people referring to the current US-Iran status as limbo.

THIS IS NOT LIMBO.

The Strait of Hormus is still a chokepoint for the flow of ships, which is an ongoing global economic nightmare.

I, for one, welcome our new Mythos-in-a-quantum-computer overlord.

Why do all the pens I take from hotel rooms have just enough ink to last a day?

The Mets have the opportunity to become the first team in MLB history to make the playoffs after losing 12 games in a row.

We've all been waiting for you to do that.

IT'S ANOTHER ALL-TEXT NIGHT HERE ON BLUESKY

That's gold, gerry.

🤪

UGH. GTFO.

No trackball??

Which model?

Yeah, I'm looking for fullsize. You like yours?

Was it Grok?

which one did you buy?

Any recommendations for a mechanical keyboard?

*ANTHROPIC’S MYTHOS MODEL ACCESSED BY UNAUTHORIZED USERS

<--Thinks Trump is planning an attack using TACO as a cover.

Peeps are gonna learn over the next few months that sell side analysts don't know how to factor in the effects of the war.

NARRATOR: He just did.

TACO TUESDAY MFERS

Good times.

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