SHOW IT YOU MEAN BUSINESS

SHAKE UR BUTT

YOU FEED IT ALL THE FARTS. IT DESERVES THEM.

It’s the point in the month where I have no money left bc living on under $1000/month just doesn’t work. I paid my ER bill and there’s nothing left. And I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired. I’m sleepy and achy and sad.

The flu sucks donkey balls.

This tornado can eat my farts

Sounds like a Chuck Tingle classic.

Yeah, sadly, that’s not uncommon.

Weight culture is shitty. Glad you can EAT. One of my meds gives me no appetite and I have shed a not inconsiderable amount of weight. Triple digits. And I am pissed about the way people treat me now.

This is taking forever to upload.

Attaching now.

The dumbest thing about unintentional weight loss is that people start treating you differently when you are no longer nearly 400 lbs and you can’t figure out why. Then when it clicks, I get angry. Treat me as a human despite the size of the meatsack, fuckers!

My mother: It's a little weird the King of England is visiting for the 250th. It's like attending your ex's wedding

My father, not looking up from the puzzle on his iPad: Or, in this case, your ex's funeral

lol no. Sounds fake.

Reposting bc I believe in your word talent and saving to read when I am less sick and can stay awake.

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE

This is by me, it's about my favorite part of working at my old job at the bookstore and about memory and about I'm very proud of it and I hope you like it ok thanks

Thank you. 💙💙💙

I am currently in “food? NO.”

The moment you need to travel, likely.

You know you’re sick when Gatorade zero tastes good.

Yeah, I have had the rainbow gay in 3 box/day and not only did the days wear off but the lids snapped off! I’m sorry [company], but I do need to open them routinely!

Like, excuse me, even if I were a geriatric 97 year old man, I would want the option for Sanrio characters.

RIGHT?????

You know you’re chronically ill when you shop for large capacity pill cases and laugh.

Oh, no! I was trying to be reassuring. I’m just annoyed that shots aren’t magic. It’s 2026. Let’s get one cool thing and magic vaccines seems like a thing we should get.

Yup. And this year’s wasn’t as effective as hoped against what proved to be the more virulent strain. I’m just annoyed bc I feel bad, not bc I disbelieve science. 😅

All of mine are for writing with small doodles as the spirit moves me. But the writing is daily journaling. Currently backfilling a few pages as energy allows. I seem to have the flu despite the flu shot.

Those of us inside this crazy country appreciate you, too.

Hi. I may have the flu. It is nearly 75° in this house and I am wearing long sleeves and under a blanket and a cat and have been asleep all day.

A letter to the editor from The Economist. Text: An article of faith. SIR - Will other members of the intelligentsia be as shocked as you were ("An author and his subject", June 30th) to learn that a book written by the pope "remains uncompromising in its insistence on the divinity of Jesus Christ?" As you are clearly irritated by his unwavering position, it might help if I let you in on a Vatican secret: the pope is Catholic. Darr Schoenhofen Phoenix, New York

Since we're doing Pope takes right now, I have to share my favorite Letter to the Editor of all time.