Catching steam ship to japan dressed in a three piece suit to try and make my fortune turning my footsteps into electricity

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Evergreen

when someone complains that a novel shifts perspective a lot and it’s hard to know exactly who’s talking then that’s when I really start to lean forward

I have a lot of interpol’s turn off the bright lights to listen to before school goes back tomorrow

Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died

cursed smug homer at the table

How it feels to enjoy the new Ben Lerner novel despite the discourse

after society has collapsed I’ll need to bargain with them so I figure it’s all practice

explain to a group of teens in the forest that 8:30 at night is when movies came on. You had to wait until then if you wanted the movies.

really hoping Bolsonaro pulls through this time

Just sold my final Bluesky invite code for $17,000.

there’s should be an app where you can exile yourself but you still get to post

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

Return Home is a great looking movie for this

my set of beliefs mean that I don’t think the Pope should fight crime but he should carry the kind of gun Deckard has in blade runner

Fox Mulder in the xfiles looking at a piece of paper

drawing of Bigfoot with breasts

Got up to the x files episode where mulder stumbles into the ‘bigfoot is a woman’ conspiracy

The Chilling Of A Sacred Beer

I need to somehow infiltrate the group of 80 year old Greek guys that sit together in the shopping centre cafe beside the supermarket.

They should let me go on the Harris Farms podcast to talk about some of the groceries I like

Andy Weir saying he would hate it if anyone found meaning from his novels is so funny. The epic bacon middle manger writer of our times.

100 books you must read over easter

there should be a video game set in the tim winton extended universe where you get to drive a car along a endless coastal road and shoot a gun at the ocean

no, as usual he’s all talk

I once talked to a bunch of undergrads and said something flippant about Bigfoot and after the talk a guy came up to me and in a worried voice said I should be careful joking about Bigfoot like that

Don Delillo voice “Japan is turning footsteps into electricity”

There used to be websites and I used to look at them.

we’ll have to wait for the Nolan movie

lol

new farm/teneriife/newstead fb community post: Anyone know what all the sirens are?

odysseus, shortly after leaving Circe’s island

Last night our daughter called me into her room, two hours after her bedtime, to say that she’s been wondering what it would be like to visit Perth.