me drinking the bubble blower liquid: "poution"

ok so apparently, it's spelled lip BALM, really couldve clarified that earlier. My mouth is exploded now

martin scorsese wouldn't be such a grump if he watched the amazing digital circus finale in theaters

that day after your sickness is gone and you eat everything you can find around you and more and youre still hungry

the strongest pancakes are often slathered in syrup

posting this while on my 3rd monster energy drink of the day #TheBeastNeverSleeps

They called it Cookies,even thgough you fucking bake them, should be called Bakies god fucking damnit. Im crying now, tuesday can go to hell

fool me once, why.
Fool me twice dude stop, stop doing that why

bubble blowie gun to my head i wouldn't give up my stuffed toyos

fried potato boule.....

#bort

wtf do they make potato chips out of to make them so crunchy

it's march.... From the Simpsons...

the fish from iron lung the game

imagine anyone making another raisin, "yea i took a banana and let it shrivel up and get brown and wrinkly i call it the rungle" they would be an insane person

hypnotist: "drop..."

me making dubstep noises with my mouth: "bwouwouwowwoum brbrrrrbrr wawawawawa"

not my fault. Im clumsy. So i flop

look who failed biology class

they dont even have organs

i struggle to believe this estalbishment possesses the capabilities to actually build a whole bear. bullshuit,.

skeleton: *runs across the room really fast*

me: "heh, you go little guy..."

baguette contender for the best bread right behind naan

goodbye.

video games are fun

Stop scaring me.

thats crazy, thats balls

whats fw google balls

google.com

groot from marvel when he is leaving: "grootbye"

the titanic 2 after running into an iceberg and not sinking: "ha, we accounted for that this time"

second iceberg: