I’m making fresh Vietnamese spring rolls and watermelon mint salad w feta 🤤🤤

#four20friendly #weekend

my wife left for the weekend and I’m planning a surprise picnic for when she returns since this is the first time we have been apart in almost 5 years

I grew up with an ED and terrified of food to recover from that and get told I’m celiac…just to have so much fucking food anxiety all over again like that’s so not fucking fair dude

Hella gay

Every single one of you

I also feel this very deeply

ugh no more drugs or alcohol for me…I have to be crazy on my own accord

I just need people to think I’m sexy without people sexualizing me

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It's all true

"happiness has to be fought for, survival will tend itself."

it’s raining & he’s ever so cold #dog #americanbully

I cannot fucking stand thrift stores selling their items for the same prices as if it was brand new. Fucking greedy and disgusting behaviour. We are in an economic crisis & they are showing their true colours.

happy national pet week or whatever from the cowboys🤠🐄

big camping wkend for us📚💨

let’s not forget it’s the summer of the bush, ladies

we’re having friends Easter but literally everyone cancelled so now there’s only 5 of us and 4 live in the same house already 😭

if this Until Dawn movie isn’t about Wendigos imma lose my absolute shit, wrong month, wrong girl

Crash out queen, you earned it.

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Easter falls on 4/20 so often because Jesus so loved the world he took a fat bong rip and sacrificed himself so we could smoke weed

As always, twice on Sundays

lame pic but this fit goes HARD🦐🖍️🚗

"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense

this would be a v large switch for me

considering switching all my jewelry from silver to gold

can I go at least 3 weeks in a row without getting sick????? maybe??? perhaps??? PLEASE

god, this is finally the year im getting hot, good luck everyone else✨

my budtender position was the
Best job I have ever had!(But I live in🇨🇦) I promise you those people are fucking shit. There are way better jobs in the community that will make you feel so much more appreciated then what you got! You should never feel unsafe at any position!!! I am ever so sorry! 😔