a man in a green shirt holds a stick and says all right then keep your secrets Alt: frodo says “all right then keep your secrets”

“Asked what specifically he plans to bring from [the 2019 nationals] clubhouse into this one, Soto grinned.
‘Those are my secrets,’ he said. ‘I can’t share it.’”
#lgm #mets #metssky

Addition by subtraction.

I thought that happened over 2 years ago.

I’m not afraid to say it: Phuck Pham and the Phorse he Phrode Phrin Phron. #lgm

Well that didn’t last long. Maybe tomorrow. #lgm

🥺

Here, but miserable.

Holmes perfect game watch. #lgm 👀

What did he say?

That’s so cool. I’m not a kindle guy anymore, but I would’ve given anything for something like that for my iPad or an onyx boox device a few years go.

And you draw right into it? Do you save them?

Oh that is very cool. I am extremely jealous.

I kind of love that Mendoza thinks changing the lineup every day will help. As if the reason they’ve lost 12 straight and have been the worst team in baseball dating back to over a year isn’t because of a much deeper rot.

So is Stephen A. so….

Baseball jersey day at work. I'm the only one who wore one.

I think it might have been a trick by my boss to see if I would wear my Mets gear
#MetsSky

2. For Mendoza and for the organization.

As a #Mets fan, I have 3 things to say this AM:

1) The Austin Warren MVP chants last night shows that Mets fans are the very best in baseball.

2) I like Mendy, but every day with him still as manager is a day wasted.

3) Please, for the love of Jeebus, stop posting Frank the Tank on #MetsSky

#LGM

If you like what happened in Virginia, you’re gonna love DC statehood

In February 1777, General George Washington ordered the first mass immunization campaign in American history by mandating that his troops be inoculated against smallpox. He protected the Continental Army from an epidemic that was deadlier than British forces.

249 years later, we have this idiot.

It’s also more than the Mets have.

All the Mets would have had to do to get this guy is offer him a contract.

With the Royals winning tonight, the Mets now have the worst record in MLB.

LeBron and KD have a combined 79 years between them and they’re both getting double-teamed. That’s a defender for every 19.75 years.

Sign me up.

Can’t possibly hurt!

Please.

I've never been more depressed about this team in my life...and I'm still so excited to watch them tonight. #MetsSky

If anything is worth trying, they really need to try throwing David Stearns into a ball pit.

“Our whole lives, the Strait of Hormuz has been so wide open, we didn’t even know it existed. We put Trump in charge and in eight weeks, it’s been blocked more times than Melania’s bedroom door.”
— JIMMY KIMMEL

The top five trending topics on Bluesky right now: 1. Maddow 2. Hawks 3. CJ McCollum 4. NBA Game 5. Knicks

I bet Knicks fans are reacting calmly and rationally.