“Truth Social had just $3.6 million in revenue in 2024 … less revenue than the average Chik-Fil-A, Raising Canes, What-a-Burger, or Shake Shack location.”

Oh man, we here at #DOGE need to share that whatever you do, don't reshare this. It would really really upset our boss.

Give us time. We here at #DOGE are confident we can f*ck it up waaaaaay more. #stockmarket #stockmarketcrash

That's not nice.

Maybe she was just stuck there following her private time with trump.

Our boss is really upset that you outed us. #DOGE

That look when you're sitting on JD's side of the couch, wondering what you're sitting in. #MarcoRubio #Vance

Trump and Vance are part of the tiny percentage of Americans who sympathize more with Russia (4%) than Ukraine (62%) and who view Putin more favorably (75% unfavorable) than Zelensky (28% unfavorable) today.yougov.com/politics/art...

That look when you're sitting on JD's side of the couch, wondering what you're sitting in. #MarcoRubio #Vance

Trump vs. Zelenskyy

We at #DOGE can confirm by monitoring all communication that Putin was pleased with Trump's and Vance's performance.

"Very good, Donald. The pee-pee tapes are safe. For today." - Putin

Although muffled, it also sounded like Vance will be rewarded with a soft lubricated couch.

Oh boy, we at DOGE hadn't considered transparency could backfire.

True. But the chaos makes it easier for us here at DOGE to continue to dismantle democracy from the inside while robbing the taxpayers who are blind.

So? Let us know when the funds have actually been received.

Ugh. We at #DOGE can't do our job lying to the American public when you share things like this.

"Will you do me a favor"

Shhhh, don't tell anyone.

Well, it looks like we need to change our work at #DOGE from Operation Krasnov to something else.

It's 36 countries.

We didn't do this.

Steve Bannon tipped us off yesterday that this would happen.

Fact: This is the #DOGE employee coupon book.

Holy schnikes! We at #Doge use the same tracker for our work!

Another trumper with Asperger's syndrome?

We never considered people would care enough to do the math. #DOGE

We at #DOGE don't care about popularity. We don't care about the Constitution.

We only care about lining Trump's, Elon's, and Putin's pockets.

The future.

He's just trying to send a signal for allies in prison to protect him.

They're still weird.

We still can't believe people believed we were doing this to create jobs 😂😂😂😂 #DOGE