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I thought this story was parody at first.

Using the dark web to buy a bottle of Mac and cheese powder

What is wrong with you people

I love women so much I was born the day after their day
I wanted to be next to it, but also after it

You need to mention things you don’t like along with the things you do

You post here now too? This is so much work

Beyoncé made a song called halo because Rihanna’s umbrella set the precedent that hit songs could be made about circular things over people’s heads

I will not be taking further questions at this time

Having swords is cool.

It makes you cooler if you have a sword

Your boyfriend is a ghost. Not cause he’s dead, he just looks like a ghost

Oh I thought you meant the 95 Harmony Korine thing

There is a second?

Those are the best sleeps

This baby only lived one year

When I was in high school I was self conscious about having hairy arms

Nowadays all anyone ever talks about is how hairy they wish their arms were

Imagine if the animaniacs showed up to your place of work and started enthusiastically mocking you like they do

Not so funny now is it?

I just did the same thing

There are blue lobsters though

bsky.app/profile/spir... A movie that takes place where you’re from

No toppings. They have a portable set so someplace in NY

Regular pie. A pizza should be able to stand on its own two feet

If I was on hot ones I’d
have a pizza with me

There’s a lot of people who really are just completely blind to political realities so I figured whatever.
I don’t mean they believe the wrong things. It’s more they really just have no idea what anything means.

I flipped this one cyber truck guy off and he followed me to the supermarket then drove away

He loves telling that same stupid story about getting dumped over and over at every college graduation

It’s supposed to be one hour why is it four?

Cats are a type of puppy

Do we have fun here?

I think it's good to keep getting mad about evil and unjust things, if only to remind yourself and everyone else that these things are in fact evil and unjust. I don't think it's naive. Nor is it wise and sophisticated to adopt a "You fool, nothing matters and nothing good can ever happen" posture

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