David Sedaris “Me Talk Pretty One Day.” A classic essay collection. One story in particular had me cry/laughing. I still crack it open from time to time.

Just had a moment. Cried because I missed my Dad. If your dad is still with you, hug him hard for me. Thank you.

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Rock N Roll Hall of Fame is as arbitrary as the WWE Hall of Fame, but this makes me happy nonetheless. Absolute queen

Yeah, it’s just better with people who could actually use the money and aren’t naturally looking for face time to boost their careers.

Glad the Alan Cumming version will have normies this upcoming season as well. The reality tv folk version gets sluggish, when you have to root for shitheads.

I kinda dig the Aussie version too, and was hoping Peacock would have new seasons up, but alas. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Whoa, don’t compare that shit to Traitors, homeboy.

Indeed, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.

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G&T with muddled cucumber.

No, but we can takeaway the original premise, which was “do unto others.” Not being shitty should be an easy teaching point, maybe this allows us to get there.

Neither has the Pope fwiw

That was a damn promo

Jo Adell Robbed 3 Home Runs In One Game

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First time I’ve been enthusiastic about work in a while. This week we begin work on an Autism project, to better serve patients on the spectrum. Humbled to have been asked to help co-pilot, I hope we can get thing moving. #AutismAwarenessMonth

Made this again last night, only I left out the raw onion and subbed in green onion tops and blended them in the salsa. Definitely more mellow than the raw stuff.

Delano vs Ruchala looks like Anthony Kiedis vs Flea of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. #UFCFightNight @ufcmma.bsky.social

At work, we have this “anonymous” administrator who leaves printed notes, giving people pats on the back. A complete AI work, citing shy people as “team leaders” and office pariahs as “beloved by all.” Really weird shit.

In theory, she should get stomped…in theory

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Pretty much anything Ken Marino does>>>

One of the best tools we all have, and is rarely used, is asking someone else when you don’t know the answer. I run into this at work all the time, because people are afraid to be wrong. Remember, asking someone in the know is a compliment, not a weakness on your part.

Just watched Mamdani on #FuckThatsDelicious and I want homeboy to jump the line and be President. #MamdaniBronson2028

The “delivery” rates for electricity is 3x the actual consumption rate in RI. It needed to change.

Haha, no, but thanks for the compliment. It’s pretty easy, and a lot cheaper than store bought…with none of the unnecessary stabilizers. Should keep for a while in the fridge.

First time making roasted tomatillo salsa with the broiler. Tomatillos, jalapeños, garlic cloves, six minutes on each side, blended with lime juice. Add fresh cilantro and chopped onions at the end. 10 out of 10, will make again.

This is why March is a stupid ass bitch of a month. It’s going to be cold this weekend, people will gather together and pass around winter colds, and come Monday morning, everyone will be sick at work. Stupid ass bitch, March.

The Omen. Old school horror

Exactly. Sames, I think I watched when my babysitter was making out with her boyfriend in the other room. Probably should have watched them instead